and poop once every two weeks
I only shower once a month
Alexander Campbell
Jaxson Carter
Do you live in the snow and eat pine cambium dipped in maple syrup?
That shit full of fiber (is literally)
Blake Brown
but I thought Indians liked poop?
Connor Scott
Wait what are you a heroin addict or something?
Aaron Garcia
tests show youre a sexy beast
>same
Aiden Foster
Is there any crust accumulating on your body?
Joseph Scott
WTF, digits.
Who's the dirtier person? The one who bathes daily or the one who bathes monthly?
Carter Butler
Based stinky leaf
Austin Nelson
Can’t tell if based or retarded. I mean your saving money on water… so based???
Sebastian Jenkins
TIFU BY FINDING OUT MY COLLEAGUE BROWSES TIFU!!!!!!
OMG GUYS TIFU SO MUCH!!!!!!!! MY COLLEAGUE BASTION REPLIED TO MY TIFU ABOUT TIFUING AT WORK YESTERDAY AND I ONLY FOUND OUT TODAY AND BASTION AND I ARE COMPETING FOR A PROMOTION BUT I DID A LITTLE FUCKING TIFU BY FINDING OUT THAT HE FOUND OUT ABOUT MY LITTLE TIFU IN THE TOILET! IT BECAME A TIFU WHEN HE LAUGHED SO HARD A BIT OF POO FELL OUT IN THE LUNCHROOM AND SUZOMMA THOUGHT IT WAS ONE OF HER BEAN CAKES FROM LUNCH AND ATE IT!!!!!!!
Luis Allen
No he's a fed hiding behind the leaf, stuck at his desk 24/7 eating ramen noodles "combatting white supremacist frogs"
Evan Wright
Touch my camera through the fence
Ryan Turner
You might wanna work on that there buddy
Mason Johnson
Do you time it so you poop just after you shower?
Easton Bennett
Smells shit
Tyler Brooks
the lifestyle of an apex predator...
that being said though, you definitely smell like shit
Leo Powell
Peak efficiency
Jordan Scott
How often do you menstruate?
Samuel Foster
no you don't get it why would he smell like shit if he has nothing to do with shit
Levi Lewis
same but the other way around, apart from i don't shower
Wyatt Brooks
Liar