>get new job offer

>>get new job offer
>>They test for nicotine

When the fuck did they start doing this? I don't drink or smoke weed why are employers treating adults like children now

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every insurance company needs to be immediately nationalized

Testing for Nicotine? That's the first time I ever heard a place doing that holy shit.

yeah thats nuts dont work for them if your not stupid

Law office? There are a few lawyers near me that require nicotine testing because they don't want you taking smoke breaks. It's fucking retarded.

Lol make them fire you over cigarettes.

You’re not allowed to use nicotine at your job?

Based I hope they fire all of you degenerate vapers and you all die from chink nicotine juice

theyre tired of all the smoke breaks, no breaks for you goy get back to work

Perfect opportunity
Get a job there and it sucks?
Walk in with a cig in your mouth get fired take unemployment and fuck them over, never put it on your resume
If they aren’t in your area of interest then you have no problem a law office for example isn’t buddy buddy with a IT company… lol far from it
I’d do it just to fuck the company over myself

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>go to company doctor for nicotine test
>pull out a big meerchaum lined pipe and start lazily packing it with sweet, nutty tobacco rolls
>carefully go through the ritual of lighting it with an environmentally unfriendly, endangered rainforest match
>gently pull for a minute until a nice red glow can be seen eminating from the handcarved, brazilian rosewood bowl
>casually blow a cloud of heady smoke in the doctors face
>raise eyebrow, and ask him if he'd like to try some
>promise you won't tell anyone

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It's not a law office it's an IT job

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the church has no smoking signs now, nobody was ever so uncouth as to smoke there.

Its 100% real and utter horseshit. They will put on about ~3k to your health plan if they detect it

What a difference 40 years makes. I can see why the world has gone completely nuts. It seemed to have started when people stopped smoking to release stress, now they just chop their dicks off and pretend to be women.

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Why can't you just not do any drugs? I don't get it. Even being addicted to caffeine is glorified in western culture.
>No talkie until I have my coffee
Can't you just not get addicted to stuff?

nobody with a healthy functioning brain gets addicted to coffee

>Nobody with a healthy functioning heart needs a heart transplant
That's how you sound. People get hooked on caffeine all the time and need to drink it in the morning just to function on a basic level.

That's the thing about drugs, they make healthy functioning brains turn retarted

How long is nicotine detectable?
Occasionally I like to smoke and watch a movie after a hard workout.

We do it to screen shitbreakers. They cost too much money and only work 5 hours out of the day. The rest of the time they're going to the "bathroom" because of their "IBS" or "Crohn's Disease".

It's 100% for the insurance policy. If you die for any reason and have a life insurance plan with the company, they have to pay out. So they test you for nicotine now because if you drop dead from lung cancer or heart attacks they are not liable for coverage.
>My grandmother went into surgery recently and they have also started catagorizing nicotine under 'illicit' drugs for some fucking reason.

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Based

Bet you regret taking all those smoke breaks during your shifts now.

It’s about how much you are going to pay for insurance. Non smokers get a discount and they aren’t just going to take your word for it

breaking my caffeine habit was the hardest thing in my life. I'm not unhealthy, its actually the only vice I had besides liking lots of pasta.
>But bergur-american parents give caffeinated sodas to kids as young as 2yo, so I've been hooked on the stuff for almost 24 years.

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This job doesn't even offer insurance. It works you 39 hours a week to avoid it but I'm hoping it will help me get my foot in the door of the company

>carefully go through the ritual of lighting it with an environmentally unfriendly, endangered rainforest match
Kek
Good post

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>land of the free
lmao
but i should laugh so hard. you nigger lovers force that kind of shit on the rest of the world in a few years aswell
you americans are all satanists

>can't test OP for faggotry because muh discrimination
>OP gets asscancer and dies to aids
>they have to pay

It's just another Capitalist subjugation ritual.

I understand drugs and alcohol but cigs?