what the fuck bros we are actually going to eat the bugs...
What the fuck bros we are actually going to eat the bugs
James Parker
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Jason Johnson
Guys guys guys... Please... Let me set the mood for you.
You pull up to the Shoney's™ parking lot and it's 7:30 in the morning. You only have one thing on your mind -BREAKFAST. You got your young fit white wife with your three beautiful white children in the backseat of your SUV. You find a parking spot and there's only a couple cars there in the handicapped parking spaces. Must be old people. Despite this it's a fresh new day, bright and shiny outside and the birds are chirping. With your wife and kids in tandem, you stroll through the double doors to be greated by the perfect atmosphere. The AC hits you in the face and the warm homely glow of the incandescent fixtures envelope you. Bacon and maple syrup permeate your nostrils. The nice waitress greets your family and seats you at a booth in the back corner. You tell her "We'll all be having the breakfast buffet" and she goes around each of you taking your beverage order. Chocolate milk for the kids, iced tea for the adults. Though they are well behaved with their platinum blonde hair and blue eyes the nice lady hands them the coloring sheets and packs of crayons anyhow. You make your way over to the buffet bar. There's no way you're going back to the table with just one plate. You take one and put your bacon, sausage patties, sausage links and a few slices of ham on it. You take the other and get some scrambled eggs with the melted cheese over it and you top it off with mushrooms. You get not one but TWO of those delicious flaky biscuits and smother them in WHITE gravy. You get an idea... why not THREE plates? You grab another plate and load up on those cinnemon bread pancake stick things and drizzle pancake syrup over them. You get back to your table where your family awaits and you think "hey... why not order some sunny side up eggs and some fresh coffee?".
Need I continue?
Joshua White
>you will own nothing
>you will be under guard by robots
>you will eat the bugs
Julian Sanchez
>Need I continue?
You might not need, but I would appreciate it if you would.
Noah Perez
So in your white aryan brilliance you get an idea. You take not one but two of the sausage patties and crumble them up into your biscuit gravy. You look outside the window on this lovely day while the soft well mannered people around you converse quietly. Just down the street is the mcdonalds. Breakfast is ramping up there as the niggers, mutts and single moms order their goyslop in the drive-thru.
You look back at your family knowing you made the correct choice. You've been anticipating the best meal of the day all day yesterday and here you are almost finished... Your son talks about school and how he got an A+ in math class then your daughter breaks the news that she made the soccer team. Before pouring yourself another cup of coffee with CREAM the friendly waitress approaches you.
>"No rush sir" as she gingerly slips the bill on the table
Sitting your cup down you take a glance at the bill and reach into your billfold for some cash to pay. You reach back into your pocket for pic rel. You borrow a pin from your wife's purse and under the text on the left side write in "Get a real job."
You gather up your beautiful family, pay at the counter then walk out.
Jose Carter
Can't wait for the news when the crickets get out of the facility and destroy the local plant ecosystem.
Jack Bailey
I would not embrace an all bug diet, but I had some roasted salted locusts and it was pretty good, the texture and the taste reminds you of something like peanuts or sunflower seeds. A pretty good snack.
Samuel Bell
This is retarded. You do not get nearly the same amount of available protein pound for pound from insect meat as you do from something like a cow. How is this also any better for the environment? The amount of processing you will need to make that shit edible as opposed to raising and slaughtering a cow is insane.
Evan Clark
No, we are going to eat THEM. youtu.be
Caleb Barnes
What happens after they produce 9000 metric tons of crickets? They gonna burn it down?
Charles Reed
The mongels that are being imported by the billions alredy eat the bugs and live in the pods. You can keep eating your steak, if you can afford it
Jeremiah Watson
Of course it's Canada.
Adam Garcia
Nah I will stick to eating things I grow.
Adam Lewis
yes, yes you are
I won't, though
James Brooks
London smells perpetually like diarrhea shit pancakes.on a hot humid day. That factory is there to prove that the city can be even worse
Robert Gutierrez
No normal person wants to eat them downright, they're expensive and gross. I feel bad for whoever invested in these companies. All vegan/insect ventures in Finland have fallen flat and even on discount nobody buys them. Insect bread and granola style bars were here for a while and got praised by all media outlets. Despite that they didn't sell as they were expensive and gross.
Cooper Reyes
>get a real job
absolute kek
cool and cruel fake 20
Josiah Turner
it's why they're burning down food manufacturing plants. 12-16 burned down so far in USA I hear. options in the future will be submit and eat, or starve.
or third option for sentient player characters... raise your own cattle , plant crops and hunt.
Camden Long
I can very easily fap to this
please continue
Jordan Martinez
[[ ACCEPT ]]
There will be noise
Robert Gonzalez
Methinks this food production facility won't "suddenly and unexpectedly" catch fire like all the meat, grain, etc.
Carson Wood
You are a worthless nigger. Gargle bleach.
Blake Hughes
Weird none of those have burned down yet
Owen Cook
It would be fun if it burned down in minecraft
Levi Morgan
Sorry I can't. Bugs aren't Kosher.
Charles Reed
yes, they will replace meat or make it more expensive so you eat bugs goy
Adam Cruz
I've ate a roasted but, it tasted like burned popcorn seed
Ian Gray
Humans eat invertebrates with exoskeletons, big deal.
Mason Sanchez
not really, you just roast and grind them bugs in the same facility, i guarantee Australia is the first nation who will transition from meat to bugs by force, we say how they forced you to take the vaxxx, they will make stupid laws to not grow cows like they made outlaw to grow a fucking tobacco in Australia.
Landon Robinson
YOU VIL EAT ZE BUUG !!!