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Now listen, motherfuckers, because this joke is funny:

A guy goes to the dentist's office for an exam.
Dentist says sir, you need an abstraction.
Guy says ABSTRACTION? You mean you need to pull my tooth?
Dentist says eh...kinda.

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look at what kind of stuff is still legal to posess.
and look carefully what kind of stuff you're allowed to carry with you.

even in the most no-guns country on this damn planed (look at flag) it's still possible to buy plenty of (medival) weapons that you can use for self defense when the zombies are comming for ya brains

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OH NOT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

When you were partying, I studied the blade. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.

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>QRD?

THANK YOU, THERE'S NO TIME LEFT IM AFRAID

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I'm taking a fat shit.

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Bro please stop I'm trying to work here, my rent is free but I still have to pay with my soul points.

No time t.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Does it ever actually happen?

WE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

AAA

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FUUUUCK WHYYYY

Why are we screaming...? Is it finally happening?

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Let it aaall out user.

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BIG IF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

m.youtube.com/watch?v=roe9kuHhQwg

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