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What could possibly go wrong trying to land a giant crewed gas cylinder in a fucking war zone, bros?
Pentagon report details plans for assault Starships
Grayson Hernandez
Blake Gutierrez
I fucking knew it, holy shit, what does this shit carry in space???
Jack Bailey
>group of useless beurocrats with projected power across the globe seek to fix ineptitude with muh star trek
>org is called TRANSCOM
kek
Landon Parker
>Elon Musk sucks
>Look even his daughter doesn't wanna be with him
>Mr. Musk, can we please use your starship?
Fuck off.
Zachary Lopez
>Landing a rescue force at a US embassy in Africa
How do they get back?
Blake Ross
That's transportation command, user
Ayden Gray
Body bags?
Levi Campbell
Based
Oliver Butler
"spacejunk"
aka black box satellites
Andrew Martin
>thinking starship will ever reach orbit
Kek. NGMI
Nathaniel Lee
Elon doesn’t want to help the tranny military
Elijah Thompson
Now space cowboys will fear us once more.
Caleb Cruz
The line between civilian and military space technology is increasingly blurred
Luke Hill
>TRANSCOM
Jackson Garcia
I TOLD YOU
I TOLD EVERYONE HERE ABOUT SPACE FORCE AND THAT THEYRE GOING TO FINALLY ADMIT THEYVE GOT WEAPONS IN SPACE THIS YEAR
Christian Ward
Super fuck oqq belligerently if not blatantly. Why you ask ? Why not ?? Possibly being the truth that dumbasses can't compete due to community welfare. The irony is.
Chase Watson
I would assume satellite management and space exploration is something you could not just half-ass.
Juan Robinson
Tell xi we are coming to the forbidden palace by rocket to meet him, rocket blows up, oops
Nathaniel Bell
Won’t work , trust me
Isaac Butler
>cylinder
*dildo
It's Starship Troopers for you, zoomer
Joseph White
Hope they don't have nuclear ogives, i would hate if accidentally someone would drop in China or Russia by accident
Accidents happens right
Only by accident you know
Accidents happens right
Jeremiah King
Nvm, need some sleep
Owen Miller
So they want orbital drop pods. The future is more like fucking video games everyday.
Chase Rivera
what a fucking unit got dam check the troll like thickness of that neck
Jackson Moore
I'm not sure. They've been using some of them in Ukraine already
Someone got a video of one
Alexander Morris