Be me, Peruvian

>be me, Peruvian
>fluent in English
>fluent in French
>mid 20s and single
With those stats, how do you move to Canada and earn your leaf?

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Cons:
>no programming/computer science skills
>no university degree (not yet, not recognized in Canada if earned either)
>no money

Only serious answers please.

>not fluent in chinese
>how do you move to canada?
You don't.

>no programming/computer science skills
>no university degree (not yet, not recognized in Canada if earned either)
>no money
good luck

早上好,你今天怎么样?

I know Chinese, but I'm nowhere near native kek.

You must feel so lucky to have been born American.

>You must feel so lucky to have been born American.
haha...yeah

He's right. You're either born American, or eternally ngmi.

You're just a poor fag with no skills or money.
What the hell are you even going to do in leaf land?

I've heard Canada needs low skill employees. Alright, I'll get a job working on a kitchen, save a bit and then I'll get a degree in Canada. If I had known better I'd have studied directly in Canada.

>I've heard Canada needs low skill employees.
They have plenty of spic mexicans for that. How are you going to compete with them? They'll hate and kill you for "yob."

I'll just be one more of them. They don't care and we don't care either.

>I'll just be one more of them.
Buwahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh. Nope they won't think that once you're in the US or Canada.
Spics are tribal with their nationalities and regions. They clique together.
>They don't care and we don't care either.
How old are you? Are you really that sheltered...in Peru?

Why don’t you just go to Argentina or Chile?
Also do you eat guinea pigs

Fuck I was depressed before I got itt. Just cone across the US southern boarder they'll put you on a bus.

idk you could marry one of us or something

I'm in my mid 20s. Also, thanks for confirming you're an envious chicano.

I want to get out of South American and the Hispanic world, not delve deeper into it.

A bus to where I wonder.

But I have to go there to find one. It's not like I can meet a Canadian or American girl walking down the street here.

>I want to get out of South American and the Hispanic world, not delve deeper into it.
Unironically move to the midwest

Don't lie, you just want to come here to play panflute in our fucking malls.

And what happens there?

Well, there's nothing wrong with some music.

Go to Canada to study English, get job on visa ???? Profit. Or alternatively marry a tranny get papers and wait for them to anhero profit

I would trade with you, any day.
Fuck this country.

I am sure that you have your reasons for leaving Peru, but I cannot fathom as to why anyone could possibly want to live in Canada, other than to collect gibs.
Even then, collecting gibs is hard, and here is a list of things you will be giving up in return for them:
>your personal freedom (ALL OF IT)
>ownership of a home
>family values
>long-lasting, meaningful relationships
>proper nutrition (you will eat the bugs and processed soi drinks, unironically)
>your time (waging to home ownership here means at LEAST a 60 hour week), or a cushy 100K+ job, which will still fuck your time and personal life
>anything but a near-cultist-like devotion to progressive politics, lest you be branded a potential threat and have your life ruined
>any children (they will be indoctrinated and taught to play with dildos in third grade, and if you complain, they will put you in jail)

This country has NOTHING good about it.
The healthcare is collapsing - it's "public", sure, in the same way a hole in the ground is a "public urinal" if you want it to be.
There is no infrastructure - the roads are falling apart.

"Canada is the best country in the world" is a massive psyop to drive up real estate prices here.
The cheapest, shittiest house in the middle of nowhere will be at least 400,000 dollars if you're in Ontario, and at least 100,000 in any other province, unless you live 6 hours away from civilization (but at that point, why not stay in Peru, AND have your family near you?)

Not a damn thing but trust me it’s the furthest you can get besides moving to asia

Canada is a shit country, LARPing as the first world, funded entirely by foreign millionaire money, with a hyperinflating local currency, a dysfunctional government, 1lbs of beef is $13, an immigrant epidemic and INSANELY progressive policies that put Sweden to shame - if you ever have children, abandon any idea of them growing up normal.
40% of the sub-25 population here is LGBT, 80% are very mentally ill.
There is no peace unless you move to the country, where you will find the house prices are 1,000,000 dollars and up.

The crime rate is rising very quickly in Ontario and B.C., and those are the only two commie enough to take in immigrants easily - so you will likely have to stay there for at least the 5 years it takes to get your citizenship.

just do like all the other beaners and cross the southern border then keep going till you get to Canada and cross over. Its even easier than Mexico/USA border

>A bus to where I wonder.
You get to choose.
>But I have to go there to find one.
Try interpals.

Honestly, I'd move to the USS first choice, but they don't have an immigration program like Canada does.

Is
>be born American
>marry an American
>apply for a high demanded job (IT, so Indians have saturated this visa)
>invest a $1 million dollars

Canada has easier (if more strict) requeriments.

Also, see pic related.

I'm sorry, but I have to ignore comments like these, even if you make them with intention. You sound like a schizo and a troll. Thanks, anyway.

Jump the border and they put you in a list, user. You don't want that.

You don't get to choose and Interpals sucks.

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>You don't get to choose
You sure about that? Pretty certain if you say you've got family somewhere they'll send you there. Nah, Interpals is good.

we are all on a list beaner. sorry you feel trapped where you are though

Nope. They put you in a center, awaiting a deport plane.

And I've tried Interpals, bored and lonely people. No interest either.

Stay in your own fucking country and improve it instead of running like a bitch to the white man

Oh, sure, what a nice idea.
*Walks out and gets robbed and shot by a Venezuelan*
Fuck off.