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>Russia threatens retaliation as Lithuania bans goods transit to Kaliningrad
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before Russia threatened, did Lithuania do something or is that an antisemitic question to ask?
nice
Lithuania finna bouta get dabbed on, no cap
Does anyone have a list of all the elites we can hunt down after the surface temperature drops below 40?
Holy fuck retards
this. Russia be bussin Kalibr missiles
After covid and the economies of a lot of the world being shut down for over two years and the huge debts from all the inflation created I think a lot of countries probably can't afford to go to war right now. Usually after a big war there's a big recession because war costs so much money but we're in a recession now, the stock market is doing terribly. Going to war now would probably ruin a lot of countries financially
Lithuania have -- with the EU's blessing -- banned rail transit of goods into or out of the Russian Kaliningrad exclave. Basically the Berline Blockade in reverse.
This is definitly an act of war. It will be interesting to see how Russia responds to this, my understanding is that Lithuania is a Nato member and things can spiral quickly out of control, wonder if this can actually exempt them from Article 5 depedning on Natos verdict on the matter.
> TFW you hate Russia and the EU and want to see them both at war
How much stuff was really coming into Kaliningrad by rail? The whole reason Russia annexed it was their excellent deepwater port.
The amount wont matter, they can bring most of it by shipping lanes. However there are some clips on twitter of people in Kaliningrad panic buying, the act in itself matters. The EU is posturing and will get what the fucking deserve.
You do know that these sanctions were made by EU, which most of the members are NATO members too?
Or that we're an unofficial USA colony, right?
There's a reason why
>We have laser monopoly
>We're getting microchip manufactory
>There's CIA blacksites here
>There's permanent USA base here
>All of our top politicians are Washington DC trained
>We're literally backdoor to American influence in EU
>And Bush, Obama, Trump and Biden said that USA considers attack on Baltics same as attack on Washington DC
So yeah, pull up your bootstraps if vatniks won't cuck out we're going on the vatnik hunt
Paris should be destroyed. Russia was too kins to Europe for too long
Here's what's going to happen
How to win nuclear war
1) Make sure you got lots of Boomers (the subs, not the people) in the water. Make also sure you give a crap about nuclear arms reduction treaties so each sub carries a full missile load and each missile the maximum amount of MIRVs
2) In the weeks when tensions are rising make sure your boomers get as close to the enemy coast as possible. You want to reduce their early warning time down to five minutes or less.
3) Don't bark around like russia is doing it right now. Don't even talk about nukes so your enemies might not be 100% ready for your attack but perhaps only 98%
4) It's a nuclear war. So you give a fuck about the world's opinion and make double sure you'll land the first punch. if you win this war you can still fake some evidence that your enemies fired first. And if you lose nobody will care.
5) Punching first means you aim at EVERYTHING that enables your enemy to launch his missiles while yours are still in the air. That's why you need the SLBMs. Fuck their goverment, fuck their command centers, fuck their silos and submarine ports. Make also sure your SSNs are trailing every enemy boomer. You can deal with airports and other means to launch nuclear armed planes later.
6) Try also to hit as many of their mobile launchers as possible. If you get the picture: Pre-war Reconnaissance is golden in such a scenario.
7) Don't hesitate, don't have mercy. Your first salvo must have the goal of complete decapitation. Don't think about the opinion of the global community. It's either an all out nuclear war or stay at home. So use as many warheads as needed for such a goal.
8) Don't let your enemies trick you into hesitating by putting targets into populated areas. Nuke them too.
9) Expect to get hit. You will get hit. So make sure that everything really vital to win this war will survive.
tl;dr be as aggressive as humanly possible and have world class recon.
>You do know that these sanctions were made by EU, which most of the members are NATO members too?
Im not going to lie I have not been paying alot attention. So thank you for the summary.
> So yeah, pull up your bootstraps if vatniks won't cuck out we're going on the vatnik hunt
Sounds good to me.
You are going to get nuked without a signed declaration of war because Russia doesn't think you are worth the ink. Check your clock. It only takes less than 15 minutes for your ass to be grass from their new hypersonic missiles.
Good luck.
Americans are just morons who have expanded their borders through military alliances so much that the risk of nuclear war is now higher than in the Cold War.
اگر آپ کے پاس 2 یا زیادہ طیارہ بردار بحری جہاز ہیں تو اپنے ہاتھ اٹھائیں۔
I don't care Russian nukes don't work and even if they do, getting killed by nuclear holocaust is small price to pay for a world without Russia.
bros what's the best equipment to survive this happening? this weekend i will buy a hazmat suit and a oxygen mask with 2-3 recharge of O2, should spent like 500€ more or less. also some iodine tablets for radiation.
Russia will still exist tho. You, not
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Lol. It's worth it for a world without the U.S. and globo-homo. Also, remember that Western Europe has no energy reserves in the apocalypse. They have no coal, no natural gas, no oil. The first winter after the apocalypse will kill them all. What comes from Russia after that...only time will tell.
Personally, I'll just be happy if California gets hit.
>This is definitly an act of war.
You are definitely wrong, as is the Blob. The Berlin Blockade proves it is not, per se, an act of War or a Casus belli. It is absolutely an escalation of tensions, absolutely pants-on-head retarded for Lithuania to be doing, and potentially legally challengeable, but it's not an act of War or anything close to it.
>How much stuff was really coming into Kaliningrad by rail?
No idea. From Russia directly was probably dwarved by stuff coming in and out from Poland and Lithuania anyway. Where this will get very interesting is for goods coming in from Belarus. If those are blocked as well (obviously the Blob will authorize that they will be), then globalization as a concept is out the fucking window. Every country under the sun will start looking for special terms on what goods cross their borders/ports/canals and the whole rotten supply chain will come crashing in.
I'm not even talking about a sea blockade. I still don't think even the Blob is stupid enough to try that. Maybe I'm an optimist.
Look up materials provided by third world aid agencies. And get yourself a dog.
I live in a loft made like a bunker with 2-3 meter thick concrete and brick walls, air filtration system and no windows, I just have 20 liters of water, many empty bottles and jars to fill it up once alarms go off, food to last a month and my apartment have backup electricity generator.
I'm going to survive easily
If you think you're not getting nuked to oblivion back you're delusional.
>They have no coal, no natural gas, no oil.
That's bullshit and you ate up vatnik propaganda
Europe has shale gas alone to meet their needs for next 700 years, it's just cheaper to use Russia as a gas station for now.
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>This is definitly an act of war
>closes land route through their own country
If they blockaded Russian ports in Kaliningrad, then we could talk.
>Expensive fracking machines
>Tons of water usage
>Requiring steam power to run sections of the process
Nah, they're fucked. You have to have energy to make energy. Russia still has diesel.
Baltics have oil, Norway have oil, parts of meds also have oil.
Baltics and Norway also have oil refineries, probably lot of other countries do too.
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Russia is big, you cant nuke it in oblivion. But all western economic will be ruined and Europe won't be rebuild again ever
90% of Russian population lives in 2 cities.
No Ivan, you're dead.
>Baltics
In the scenario we have described, they are nuked, and on the border of Russia...which will also get nuked. Good luck.
>Norway
Same.
So if we're all nuked and dying of radiation, why do we need gas and oil? So our skeletons won't freeze lmao?
> He thinks there will be winner in the nuclear exchange
didn't think of the dog, good one user. i would like a big breed, like german Shepard or alaskan malamute. what do you suggest?
>live in a loft made like a bunker with 2-3 meter thick concrete and brick walls, air filtration system and no windows
based, you're gonna make it.
It's for whoever takes it within the 20-50 years afterwards. Like I said, Western Europe is fucked. There might be oil in the Baltics and Norway, and even Russia, but pretty much no one in the area will be alive to capitalize on that.
Luckily, I'm an American in bumfuck nowhere. I will conquer the planet with some South American latinas.
It won't. But Russia is the periphery of world capitalism. And we won't suffer as much as the center. Your palace will burn down for a price of our barn wburning down.