Zoomer Balding Epidemic

It seems like everywhere I go young zoomers are having hairlines like this now. What is the cause of this? Vaccines? Compromised water supply?

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fr fr no cap?

Zoomzooms cooming too much in their bedrooms while millenialchads are fucking their women as we speak.

People were always bald, ever look at Roman busts ?

It’s just bad genetics
>1 dose of vaccine
>drink sink water
>smokes weed

He rolled the machine like we all do and he got unlucky hair and I have bipolar

Can’t win everything

Also a zoomer too
I regret getting the first dose but it hasn’t impacted my life
(Yet if I died from a heart attack we know why)

>balding is now an "epidemic"
Clownworld

>Vaccines
Yes. Same is happening with older people. Know two women who are going bald post covid vaccine.

microplastics and a bad diet

To be honest I’m not sure if it’s bad lighting but his skin is pretty pale no? Like jaundice yellow could be a drinker

Fr Fr user

I'm full of microplastics and bad diet too and my hair hasnt gone anywhere at 26

Shills litrally killed my anti leftist general thread to talk about drug addicts balding.

Yeah /pols fucked.

>general thread
WOW GREAT ANOTHER ONE

>doesn’t go outside
>drinks all day
I wonder why someone would start losing hair at my age, but he could be sick too so I don’t want to judge too hard

Seems You thugs die before me...

zoomer haircuts are making them bald, unironically

This has always been the case, never seen 100 year old photos?

I get the Nazi comb over
Cant beat a classic

>millenialchads are fucking
No you're not, string bean.
Secondly, zoomers don't comb their hair harshly.

just means you have no soul user

>lesions on forehead
Aids. Vaids?

>>smokes weed
Booze is more likely to make you bald than smoking herb or bacco.

Haven’t seen this SLIDE thread in 5 months. Digging deep I see

it's called acne you mongrel

Who knows maybe smoking weed to cope with reality (bioplar mood swings) makes my hair grow longer if anything I constantly have to cut it
>probably not

I'm not a zoomie (28) but I'm balding pretty badly on the crown and I have no family history of balding. Most of my old highschool friends are balding too. Something must be causing it

LIt’s genetics, nothing more. I’ve got a full head of hair at 35, suck it ya fuckin bald ass losers. I got a huge dick too and a BMI of 22.5. Quit blaming others for your lot in life, you sound like a bunch of niggers.

>something something universe lottery

I'm 35
Get fucked zoomies
I have a pretty face too

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Am I blessed to have long, full hair as an adult man?

Minoxidil doesn't help with receding hairline, only thinning crown.

Your hair looks like myn
You must be proud

>It seems like everywhere I go young zoomers are having hairlines like this now.
its the vaccines causing it

i am 23 (not sure if i am zoomer or not), i still have full head of hairs, but i am experiencing very bad hair loss. every morning, the floor is full of hairs

>bioplar mood swings
1 or 2?
i have bipolar 1 and i smoke it to calm me down

Those deep forehead wrinkles are an indicator of cardiovascular disease. The vaccine was a mistake.

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>fr fr no cap?
Oh no vaxxbros, what are we gonna do?

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>vaccine was a mistake.

24 here
my hairline is already worse than my dads and hes more than twice my age

2
It also helps

Bald and non-bald anons how good/bad is your posture? How much time do you look at your phone lower than shoulder level?

My hair is fucking kino. Eat shit and die zoomers.

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No, genetics is far and away more responsible for your hair than anything.
I've drunk so much my doctor complained about high liver enzyme levels and I had to quit for two years to go back to normal and I've got more hair than I want EVERYWHERE.

You either get the hair gene or you don't. Blame your grandfather on your mother's side.

Did you take the vax? t.22yr old 0 hair loss

Sometimes I feel like saving the world and loves ones by creating something artistic to encourage people to live

Other times if given choice I would kill 7 billion people if means me entering a new world outside of this hell

I don’t act upon them though or have manic episodes just how I feel. Anger is hard to control so weed makes me silence all the noise that’s useless