A very normal Monday in Brazil

A very normal Monday in Brazil

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I like how he shut down right when he saw the aorta spray on the revolving door

Anybody remember that grocery store shooting that just happened? This is was blood looks like.

that nigga drew a map of the United States in blood before he died. BASED!

Dang. That was intense.

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>the girl mopping
and she JUST finished the floors
that cop or security guard is lucky to be alive even if he did flee like a bitch, but he probably would have been worse off if he didn't nail the guy in his neck

This is an excellent point!
>salute user

Lol. Lmao. Favela monkeys.

so the moral of the story is always carry a gun in brazil?

GOod to know if you get hit like that you have 30 seconds of life at best

shut up you idiot the amount of blood that comes from a human being depends immensely on where they were shot
that caralho got nailed in the place that produces THE MOST outward blood flow of anywhere on the human body, it's not possible to bleed out faster. You can see that the security man is also trailing blood but barely any compared to the shooter because he probably only suffered a minor wound.

it's illegal to carry a gun in brazil if you aren't a cop

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>Canada
>whats to pretend he is a crime scene expert
The only crime in Canada is faggotry

Yes. Brazilian police motorcycle chases are their own jewtube genre.
youtu.be/jloTeBYOQtc?t=12

Haha he turned that monkey into a super soaker.

laws are laws only if they are enforced. would cops actually go after civilians who gun down criminals?

I have never seen someone spray that bad and be on their feet that long, it's really incredible. His carotid is just open like a garden hose cut in half.

Definitely not a hollywood death.

Why is this so common? Is it just gangs fighting over territory?

like when that nigress gets domed on the floor and not one drop of blood?

rip

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Does anyone know what's up with his left leg? Is it in a cast? Or prosthetic?

>would cops actually go after civilians who gun down criminals?

In Brazil? Yes.

did he actually fire at the security guard? it looks as his gun is malfunctioning

My whole body goes limp and numb watching this, am I a faggot?

correct retard
you don't know what you're talking about so just stop while you're ahead. You're not a CSI pro just because you've watched a few liveleak videos.

How does it feel knowing you share a country with these monkeys? Do you feel safe where you are at least?

In the webm I posted the dude was an off duty cop returning to his apartment. BTW, this one might be Brazil, or Chicago, not sure.

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muzzle flash isn't easy to capture on camera but yes he fires he just misses most of his shots then runs out of bullets

living in Brazil sounds like being between a rock and a hard place

>500 $ robbery
>5000 $ shooting damage

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find wounded humans something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

Looks like he has some pins in his leg. If I had to guess this place looks like some sort of social services building, like he's there trying to plead his disability case and they're stopping payments or something, so he's just killing himself in a shootout here.

Never saw this vid.

Janitor must be pissed. JUST mopped the floor.

check out "ladrao se da mal"

I'm pretty sure that wasn't a psychological reaction.

Dumb faggot

Not quite, but you need to wait and go trough some bureacracy. some 20 years ago they would do even ad on the kiketv.
But then the 9 finger turn almost impossible to get one legally as commies do.

>on their feet that long
It was 20 seconds before he passed out. A bad guy with a gun can do a lot of damage in 20 seconds. It's not like the movies where they just drop after getting shot.

Proof the tarrant video was fake

I'm not familiar with this pasta

yeah, and it's unusual that someone with a severed carotid stand for even 3 seconds

The life of a repo man is ALWAYS intense.

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It's not pasta.
I'm pissed off.

he had a prosthetic, that's how he snuck the gun in because there are metal detectors

>takes shot directly to the head
>not a single drop of blood to be seen
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did he even shoot? his gun seems to be fake or something otherwise that guard was dead for sure

For the past while I've been enjoying putting you Americans in your place. The level of stupidity and the lack of self-awareness is astounding. There is so much to talk about with more and more meat every day. Joe Biden is your president. Kamala Harris is your vice president. Nancy Pelosi is your speaker of the house. Transgendered people run your country. Niggers fuck your women then beat them senseless. Mexican immigrants rape and kill your little girls. And you have the audacity to point your finger at us? Keep it up. People like me will always be here to put you in your place. And enjoy every second of it. Have a nice day fat man.

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Is common because the shitstain know they were go back to do it again not long after if they survive, there's no consequence like in the past that they would be executed when Brasil was based and did that to hedious crime.
Also when people could have weapons there was way less crime because criminals would want to risk it obviously.
Don't be fool by globohomo, this is just another of their schemes to artificially bring Brasil down.
Laws even more soft than european one, made for a country that is clearly not Brasil.
How I hate leftist scum!
Fuck russia and eurocucks for spreading this shit here.

Awesome.

Still it's dangerous to do the same that happens in USA, because everyone here is a subhuman prone to random chimpouts.

No, this what happen when you get shot in the fucking neck and walk around

Thanks for the fresh pasta.

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Ok boomer.

>would the leftists who want you defenseless command their zogbots to persecute you?
>do NPCs follow orders blindly?
The answer to both is, "Yes."

Thanks. Will do.

Kek. See you tomorrow.

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Looks like the guard was losing a little blood too. His vest probably saved him, which I'll assume he was wearing one.

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What was the objective here? Rob a waiting room? Why did he pull out your gun way before you got close to the security guard giving him time to react? Was he trying to hold him hostage?

You are obvious young, even 30 years ago crime was at least 4 times lower than today, probably way more.
And 60 years there wasn't even crime. When Brasil had death penalty and right to bear arms crime didn't even exist in Brasil but that was 100 years ago.
Kike and marxists in general did a number on Brasil during that period.
Is all related with our laws and constitution.
All spawn from derange globohomos, commies and kikes. Fuck them all to death!

woman in the teal shirt is sus

You can't carry. And actually getting a gun is very hard and expensive.
I bet that if everyone open-carried a 9mm crime would drop by a lot.

Can confirm. Average monday.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>what is video / bitrate compression
Since when has Any Forums been this retarded? It gets worse and worse every year.

Brazil has a fucked up conception of muh human rights. Politicians there seem to believe that only criminals have them.

>robber breaks into your house, steals your shit, starts sexually assaulting your wife and daughter
>this isn't a human rights violation
>you break free from being tied and up and shoot the home invader dead
>politicians and judges go after you for violating his human right to bodily integrity and right to a trial, muh no crime is worthy of a death sentence

>I get to determine whether or not my pasta is pasta
Um, no sweetie.
That's the role of society.

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Welcome to the dark web, kiddo. Nothin personell

>gun touting crims dead : priceless

stuff can be replaced.

Calm down sweetie. I'm sure your boyfriend in the video will be fine.

>Everyone waving around .38 specials
Can't beat the classics

Thanks to the blood loss he was probably somewhat dizzy and unable to aim, but yeah he could still do damage.

It is not hard to bleed out though even from non neckshots.

>shot to the head
>nothing
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Nice

Oh you little fucking crybaby, go back to plebbit with your soft emotional ass.

I've always wondered what the RCMP did with all their .38 S&W's when they transitioned to semi-auto... Wonder if they donated them all to third world shitholes?

>That's it.
>I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find wounded humans something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

It fucking pisses me off when people die in a revolving door. Like you could find a better spot to die anywhere else!? There was a few open seats right there ffs.

Megacity 1 without any 2-story buildings

he says as we watch footage from a brazilian security cam converted who knows how many times finally as a webm.
>You can't see blood with this level of bitrate conversion morons.

>Still it's dangerous to do the same that happens in USA, because everyone here is a subhuman prone to random chimpouts.
This is one of the arguments that lefties use tho. Tbh if a lot of people carried a gun, even if someone "chimped out" he'd probably get killed very fast.
If more than 60% of the pop. open-carried, that's a HUGE power of deterrence. You'd be crazy to start a shootout.