Listen up. I'm a 5'4 Polish Man. However, I still have my powers. I am Micro He-Man! I will protect every user here!

Listen up. I'm a 5'4 Polish Man. However, I still have my powers. I am Micro He-Man! I will protect every user here!

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Only fags go shirtless.

What's your routine

you need to work more on shoulders and biceps

nice! now faggots will jerk off to fantasies of a little muscle man sucking their cocks and riding their cocks.

lmao manlet

How long have you been training for? Looking real sus.

Are you fucking blind? Have you ever gone to the gym in your life.

He's right.

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Cool..I used to be kinda muscular before I gave up and became skinny fat

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I still love you fren
100 stomach crunches; 5 reps of 15 pull-ups, and lots of legs.
Ok thank you french fren.

You're handsome, man. I'd kiss you

>benches 120

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I can't hear you from all the way down there, you'll have to speak up!

Lmaoooooo. Fuck off. OP is larping and that picture is not him.

Looking good user. Now go get a fucking suntan please,ffs

This is what I look like now. Actually like 5kgs fatter

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What exercises do you do for your traps?

Nice, Christ is King. gdsmt

When I was in the military, I learned very quickly that Manlets are fucking DEADLY in combat. You have a smaller profile so you're harder to it. Your movements are more difficult to see. Smaller guy's are often more quick than taller guys.
In a fist fight - on the streets - I'll break your skinny crackhead back without breaking sweat, lil fella.
But in a warzone, I'd rather have you watching my back than Gigachad himself.

based protector manlet

Good job user. Did you wrestle in HS/college ? I was friends with some great wrestlers when I was in HS and they had similar builds to you. Short and jacked. They were really tough to deal with having the lower center of gravity yet shredded and strong as fuck.

did your mom take the picture?

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Do you have the power to get a girlfriend?

Built for BBC

All you need to do is hold bullets between your fingers and flick the ends of the bullets with your free hand to set them off !

Insurance! get some!

You're also shorter and less intimidating, it's more difficult to carry big loads on your back (no pun intended, kek)

You gotta get on a calorie deficit man, eat 15 . 20% less than your maintenence calories. And start exercising.

Tyson fury is that you?

Ive got some fucking rats under my house. Im sure you could fit under also Its food in some cultures, maybe urs too

Post cock

>You gotta get on a calorie deficit man, eat 15 . 20% less than your maintenence calories. And start exercising
I tried. I actually lost 30 kgs somehow but I cant lose another 20. I only feel full when I eat like shit and If I dont eat like shit I feel existential dread

>Tyson fury is that you?
Are you calling me a gypsy through proxy?

Workout:
>100 stomach crunches; 5 reps of 15 pull-ups, and lots of legs.

>Looks like that

It's a larp slide thread.