1. You're a eunnuch 2. You're a slave 3. You're a convict 4. You're a military slave (a conscript cannon fodder) 5. You are a monk sworn to celibacy under strick ecclesiastical discipline.
Any man that doesn't have a beard is a retarded delusional nigger. Beards are for high T men, and a primary sex characteristic. Beards have been the standard for men for centuries. Clean shaven is propaganda from the 1950s to sell razor products. A beard is NATURAL! No matter how you want to say a beard is a cope... it's literally proven by GOD or NATURE that men are supposed to have them. The bible and various other religious texts from various religions states not to shave your beard completely, you can't be clean shaven and religious, the only exception is being in the military. Everyone crying about jaws is a coping low test genetic failure whos ancestors were subjugated by men with beards and have an ingrained fear of men that can grow one
>noooooOOOoOOoOo le based clean shaven!!!! beards are cringe!!!! Beardlet cope
Not reading this, also your beard makes you look like an onion face.
Liam Gutierrez
This sounds like jawlet cope
Bentley Diaz
why did ancient romans consider beards effemenate
Xavier Long
Literally the only reason anyone would ever want to grow a beard is to hide a weak jawline. Whenever I see a guy with a beard, I can instantly tell he's just covering up garbage facial genetics. And girls can too.
Cameron Powell
Beards are the weak males attempt to be masculine. I'd rather show off my chiseled jawline and pronounced chin
I get the feeling OP’s beard is the best thing he has going for him in his life right now.
Jordan Hill
this - girls can detect this - BUT if you rock short beard and have a chin, girls detect that too and dig it t. beard haver with chin
Andrew Scott
you can neither grow a beard nor do you have a strong jawline you're just coping shitskins lol come on, post jawlines, prove me wrong that's what I thought
Nicholas Brown
They did not. Before they conquered Greece the standard look for a roman freeman was short beard and hair.
Luis Ross
You are vain like a woman and I would kill you for telling me what to do
Nathan Reyes
> having ointments and snots splattered around face hairs No thanks, plus it's like cheating @ dating game
Wyatt Scott
Rome existed for such a long time you could make baseless claims that "romans believed X" or "romans did Y" and you would be correct. People who say "romans thought X was Y!" are usually retards who don't know a lick of history and idolize the concept of rome rather than actually care about the truth of it.
Isaac Ross
Youre correct in that i have a weakish jawline. My beard grows well but it is indeed patchy. Ive nothing to prove to you though. A shitpost on a mongolian basket singing forum wont change the world faggot. Go slide somewhere else.
They didn't. Early Romans had beards. Rome lasted for over a thousand years, culture and society changed during that time.
Nicholas Adams
patchy ? did you ever wonder why maybe because you aren’t high T enough for it to fill out kek stupid onions goy
John Jackson
Jawlets and beardlets are not human
Samuel Rodriguez
Peter the great imposed a beard tax.... any person found to have a beard but didn’t pay the beard tax gets shaven clean in the spot. this means peasants and poor people can’t have beards because they can’t afford the beard tax.
a lot of betas ITT who’s ancestors couldn’t afford the beard tax
Jacob Gomez
Hi, I'm white and work a construction type job. Sometimes I cut my beard off when it gets too dirty to wash especially when it's longer. Which number on this list do I fall into?
Jack Diaz
>beards are essential to being white >black people and asians also have beards Nooo hecking white supremacy nooo
Colton Myers
>hi i’m white disregarded
John Thomas
you know what's manlier, choosing to shave or have a groomer beard and not listen to some cunt on the internet.
Nolan James
Ok Pakistan/Indian/African migrant
Nicholas Nelson
My beard is pretty straggly. How do I improve this?
Carter Johnson
Here's a question- why did chad Romans like julius caesar and Egyptian chads like Pharoah shave their beards?