/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ULTRAMAGA ULTRAMONDAY ULTRABREAKFAST EDITION

ULTRA MAGA
Anyone has some nice movie recomendations for horror movies ala Empty Man, Birdbox or Quiet Place?

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i will not be denied

I hope you pee yourself while sleeping, in minecraft of course

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I'm sorry, user: this is an intelligent and heterosexual board.

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Imagine being catfished by hairy Brazilian men in dresses.
I can't give you anything like those but if it's horror movies you want try Jeepers Creepers 1 &2.

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wow what a horrible and boring edition that would have been

any edition > breakfast edition

IDK about that. We got a bunch of angry third worlders here that think America is the reason why they're ugly brown 5'4 manlets that can't get White gfs and gay.

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How are the mid terms looking as of right now?

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The only horror movie I've seen is Night of the Lepus.

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But having a son is arguably more straight than having a daughter

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have you seen Hereditary yet?

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Ah, memory lane

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This stupid awoo

Really? Usually they just blame capitalism.
> batman isn't gay
user…

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You'll learn to like it :)

>The only horror movie I've seen is Night of the Lepus.

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It's all us they say.

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we must go dummer
its tradition atm to haet breakfast

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Yeah, i meant the exact opposite of slasher movies like JC..
I like those movies where bunch of dumb cunts get trapped in like mountains and killed one by one by some unknown entity. Bonus points for some reference to Cold War era experiments like Devils Pass which was great.
Not exactly what i had in mind but sounds fun.

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Ah, so many correct predictions
Literally thousands

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Sorry but I can't help you at this hour then.

>we wuz chinese cavemen

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the girl on the bottom left would look much better without tattoos

did somone say ULTRAMAGA ULTRAMONDAY ULTRABREAKFAST?

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All women who have tattoos would look better without them.

Kek.

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Nothing beats some CBT in the morning
Concious
Breakfast
Time

Yes

Nope, no one said that

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Well, Tim Drake isn't
And animated Bruce is basically an autistic volcel anyways

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>finsimp jerking off for all to see
Lol filtered.
Still would.
Yeah thats cool, ill look for them myself.

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If only you listened...

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IT CUTS YOU LIKE A KNIFE!!! YOUR PAIN BLEEDS OUT AND NOURISHES MY SOUL!!!

HAAAHHAHHAHHHHHAAAAA

YES

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