>long live the esky
9news.com.au
What's for dinner lads?
Aus/pol/ - bogan bake editio
Alexander Lewis
Gabriel Edwards
The term 'White Supremacist' has always irked me. Sure, white people are great and all, but what's the point in making an ideology over a well-established fact? That's like 'Grass Greenist' or 'Sky Blueist'. I'll think I'll just stick to plain ol' nationalism.
Liam Barnes
so lads , how exactly did we go from
"just get vaccinated" to nationwide electricity shortages kek
Anthony Martin
Which user in Sydney is going to do the needful?
Logan Lee
You can almost picture the seethe behind every one of those snarky "despite having spent $100M, despite a poor showing, etc.". Even ABC's breaking of the news was so dismissive.
The fact that now perhaps the furthest right senator in the nation was elected in Victoria is a remarkable achievement.
I'll wait to see how Babet actually performs before passing judgement but it's honestly pretty hard for him to fuck this up.
Nolan Bell
Cooper Wilson
You'd think there'd be a good supply of roasties lining up to volunteer themselves as a source of renewable fuel to burn instead of coal.
Ian Gutierrez
checked. speaking of seinfeld >What's for dinner lads?
haven't decided if i'm eating yet. currently drinking vodka waters devising a plan to steal gf heart. might schizo post later. just hope i dont send pattern based algebra messages to friends
i can certainly picture it, the ABC roastie tried it when clive did his press club thing. they all were said 'BUT U SPENT ALL THIS MONEY AND GOT NO SEAT LOL WHAT IS UR RESPONSE". babet having a seat means nothing because the greens, teal independents, david pocuck and jacqui 'methed up kid' lambie are all on the same page.
Charles Green
He could put his dick on a flatbed scanner for free.
Joseph Butler
latina agnolotti with spinach and ricotta filling in a creamy sundried tomato sauce with a mountain of cheese and 4 pieces of bread with marg
Josiah Roberts
>teal independents,
fuck i wish people would stop saying this shit. day before election; rarely ever mentioned. day after election: EVERY MOTHERFUCKER is parroting this. do any of you niggers on this board have an independent thought of your own that didn't come from somewhere else?
Camden Perry
great shovel, bought 4 a couple years ago
Michael Gutierrez
>mobile marijuana unit
They used a police helicopter to track down THIS.
kek
Jose James
beautiful.
Levi Hill
On top of nationwide electricity shortages we also have increasing prices for petrol and food with the possibility of shortages of food and petrol in the future.
It feels like shit just escalated since labor got elected. Albo today could barely speak or give a reasonable solution to how they are going to fix these issues. The cunt and Dan Andrews both looked like they had no idea what the fuck they were talking about.
Jason Torres
you reckon he's ever made her cum?
Lincoln Fisher
>His mother, a teacher and school principal, was born in England and arrived in Australia as a Ten Pound Pom.
>a Ten Pound Pom
this country was fucked before it even existed
Isaiah Cooper
>the women of Australia have decided the election and decided they want change
all the articles saying this kek. and the ones saying how david pocuck isn't another greens member and how the signs saying so were false. just means it was true.
Landon Murphy
Dinner tonight will be oven baked chicken break (seasoned with salt, pepper and garlic powder) with mashed potato and steamed carrots.
Colton Allen
>babet having a seat means nothing because the greens, teal independents, david pocuck and jacqui 'methed up kid' lambie are all on the same page.
Yeah Pocock is just a green and helps them across the line. Labor are cucked by the Greens in the upper house.
UAP being in the senate gives the party legitimacy though and it means that we have representation in government that is not muzzled by Pauline. Babet will push for a bill of rights, do a bunch of stunts and call out WEF+globalism.
If UAP maintain momentum and do well in the Victorian election, we might be looking at the beginnings of a more serious political party.
Pauline is a shit leader and has held back populism in Australia for decades now, I'm actually disappointed that she retained her seat
Christopher Gray
I suspect they're BOTH faking their orgasms.
Lucas Ross
The shortages are fake, it's all down to malicious covid testing mandates knocking shitloads of workers out the labour force 14 days at a time.
Xavier Carter
>all the articles saying this kek
yeah i know. im sick of fucking seeing it. it's like people found a new trendy term to use and now they've got to say it and use it as often as possible, but they all sounds like fucking parrots.
Andrew Brooks
Jonathan Gonzalez
Those are men
Evan Lopez
The only pussy you’ve seen is when you exited your mums womb from birth.
Jayden Sanders
>Babet will push for a bill of rights, do a bunch of stunts and call out WEF+globalism.
he is out voted, he can kick and scream all he wants but the media populace is against him and the UAP.
>If UAP maintain momentum and do well in the Victorian election, we might be looking at the beginnings of a more serious political party.
i think UAP should have had more votes, it really doesn't make sense. maybe too many people bought into the 2 party narrative. I wanted a hung parliament with minors holding the balance.
true. but it's the society we live in these days. they are all silly little goy cattle fishing for likes and retweets. buzzwords are what they seek. kinda of like how they refer to the vaccines as 'jabs' and days with 0 cases as 'doughnut days'. so long as tiktok and instagram is affirming their tiny little brain they are happy.
Ayden Morris
Daniel Andrews is living rent free in your head.
Probably have nightmares each night about him giving you orders to stay inside your NEET cave.
Michael Price
Jokes on you cunt cause he's still seen one then hasn't he?
Christopher Morris
What site is this? Can you do Dan Andrews falling down stairs?
Nathan Jenkins
James Hill
hello everyone
is there a cheap and effective way to get rid of these feathered faggots? theres 50 of the cunts in my backyard at any given time and they shit over everything, im sick of it
Luke Roberts
Another demonstration, another Croatian flag.
Ian Moore
Wouldn't surprise me if they are purposely crashing our economy (with no survivors)
Levi Thomas
Who here /NEET/pilled and/or DSPatrician?
Jaxson Rivera
The future of Ausfailia is this man and his child.
Ayden Baker
Me, brother
Brandon Robinson
Abandon your property entirely before they take over user as they won't be so kind when they're in charge, you have two more weeks to get out of there, tops .
Michael Smith
don't care, still voting UAP
Cameron Walker
It's time for your daily reminder that Craig is a effeminate vaxxcuck. Remember to remind him of the no refunds policy.
Hudson Clark
i'd get that slampig so wet fingerblasting her mate, you have no idea. bet she'd be a grouse root too. leftist women are always the biggest sluts
Christian Perry
Most likely every single one of those women will be wiped out in the next election and will achieve nothing this term
>he is out voted, he can kick and scream all he wants but the media populace is against him and the UAP.
at this stage any move by UAP is tactical. You don't present bills expecting them to win, you do it for that negative press and to show that every other member of the government is against individual rights and freedoms
>i think UAP should have had more votes
The problem was the preferences. There is enough "freedom party" votes to have won a senator in every state but they were all against each other in the end
UAP did decently around Melbourne but they are unlikely to surpass the 10% barrier unless some of these other parties fuck off
Jaxson Gonzalez
Based AI
Jaxson Martinez
its been like this for a while, but given it rains here so often ive been putting my clothes underneath the back patio but these little fuckwits shit all over them, and i dont have a dryer so im getting keen to just poison all of them
Josiah White
He sure lost weight!
Daily reminder that Ian pays for sex and has never voluntarily received it.
Kayden Smith
You mean a fun afternoon scenic flight over the city? The abuse of taxpayers money is of no concern too these people.
Jaxon Johnson
i am but im not happy about it. havent enjoyed neeting at all so far
Levi Scott
>i think UAP should have had more votes, it really doesn't make sense.
I’m from vic and I put Pauline first preference and fatcunt second pref
Mainly because OH has a policy for less immigration, UAP’s old policy was pretty much a liberal clone and they didn’t even release an immigration/citizenship policy before the election
The UAP candidate in my area was 20 year old wog roastie blathering about “one race the human race, that is Australia’s strength” bullshit
Lincoln Wood
>preferences
this is decided with the number you put down on the card. votes don't magically get moved to other parties. with the size of the rallies and membership numbers i really expected more 1st preference votes for them. i wanted to kill all who were like
>A VOTE FOR CLIVE IS A VOTE FOR LIBERALS
the discord zoomers are beefing?
Easton Bell
Garden hose with trigger nozzle, build up some pressure then go at them. You could even piss into the empty hose before you fill it with water as a kind of calling card for them to remember you by.
Noah Gonzalez
Please be kind fren, I have crippling depression.
Ethan Lewis
>DSPatrician?
here
Sebastian Hughes
saw the crikey journo at big clive's press club spech
could not imagine a less punchable cunt
what's truly disturbing is that he didn't actually appear to be a homosexual