Defend this

defend this

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He's not obese like blumfp so that already makes him better

>bike isn’t even moving
>he literally just fucking falls over
The only people still defending this old faggot have swallowed the propaganda so fully that their minds will never be changed

He saw a child getting splashed with water

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The bike has those weird foot cage things on the pedals and he got his foot stuck in there. He said so himself. They should have never given him that crappy bike.

The more ineffective a puppet of the establishment is, the better.

My dad who bycicled since his teens and would ride up and down mountains and ride motorcycles has done this and was decades younger.

I dont get why he had toe clips. Would be safer to just give him flats with really big spikes and risk getting a shinner.

putin's bike

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he doesnt even put his hands out, what the fug

No, that's a shit choice of bike, those pedal cages are a death trap. Clipons aren't much better.

No

The thing is, if you look he got "stuck" because he just failed to lift his leg up enough. Most people should be able to balance and hold their bike on one leg, at least long enough to get their foot out of the cuck cage.

I genuinely thought this was fake.
What the fuck were Americans thinking? Voting a guy too old to stand up on his own to run the country...

Trying to stop a fall with you hands is a good way to break your wrist. If you're falling unavoidably, pull your arms to your chest and try to roll with the fall.

Do americans really? This is more dangerous than even stupid

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what were they thinking

i get that argument, but they aren't toe clips... if he was on a racing bike, that makes sense-- many people have fallen over on those (especially getting started)...

but these cages are different. only a retard could fuck that up.

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Foot clips are a bitch. Could happpen to anyone when on an unfamiliar bike. But he was (and is) retarded. Already got a foot on the ground but he shifted his weight to the locked foot.
Probably had someone reminding him of the footlock on his wireless puppet strings but still failed to get off the bike

Where is a chinese truckdriver when ya need one?

Air and gravity caught in conspiracy against the POTUS. I am afraid for our democracy

yo we just posted the same thing at the same time ... i think we're brothers!!

dont let /n/ see that he using clipped pedals like a fucking hipster.

>unrelated pic because this thread is a bait one

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It Ain't About How Hard You Hit, It's About How Hard You Can Get Hit And Keep Moving Forward.

It was a directed energy weapon that pushed his bike over

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>pedal clips
I couldn't defend this if you paid me

exactly kek

For some reason he has some weird straps on his pedals. Probably forgot they were on there.

China is like an rl version of Final Destination

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schizo nigger who calls anything a bait thread

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If it wasn't Joe Biden I probably would but fuck him democrats fags and everyone else fucking this country up. Too bad he didn't break his skull on the pavement.

I will not defend it, fuckers are supposed to get off the bike and push it, it’s a crossWALK not a crossRIDE
A long time ago on campus I almost hit a dude that darted out into the crosswalk on a bike, he was very lucky I saw him at the last second in my peripherals. Walk your bike across a cross walk for your own safety, otherwise drivers may not have time to react

the more I look at it the more it seems like me it was done on purpose
it's like he's supposed to be a massive source of demoralization for anyone who considers himself an American