How would you invest 30K USD today with the world the way it is?

Not talking about money for interest, I'm talking about real businesses. Are there any small businesses that are crisis-proof?

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Go to Any Forums with this shit. They will help you buy pictures of monkey faces or whatever they do

You could have made >10% today buying the bitcoin dip lol

Cocaine.

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Any income that is commission based off of an asset which is inflation proof. Eg: realtor

Pawn shops. Multifamily rental properties

she would fuck that guy for $30,000 and frankly, it would be a better investment for him

based old fart has more testosterone that nu-males nowadays

Invest 30k in Puts on SPY index

Composter and tractor. Then get paid to compost.

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30? Bet you she'd do him for 5

$10k worth of BTC/XRP
$15k worth of gold
$5k into savings

30k isn't much. You might be able to get a parking space in an inner city area. You can then rent them out for a lot of money. But this really varies a lot per city and there are parking space taxes you need to pay, so do your own research.

Otherwise you could invest in the stock market, but you need to take short term trades at the moment because it it very volatile.

When the recession hits and the market bottoms it could be a good time to invest in the stock market, but that may be six months away

Yes, it's called graveyards. People are dying to get in..

No, as long as they can put lockdown and mask mandates on you, you're fucked. A service business in a necessary industry without employees is probably safest, like something to do with septic, HVAC, etc.

junior gold and silver mining stocks

Kek, AI is too funny

All in on GME

I think right now they are all screeching over how the crypto market is about to suffer a margin call, which will lead to a negative feedback loop causing it to crash.

With 30k and some real-estate I would go into the boutique mushroom business in a city that does not already have a boutique mushroom business. Sign up the fancy restaurants for your mainline business, sell off any surplus at the farmer's market.

Millionaire in 5 years if you are diligent.

Worst advice. Any Forums is all larpers or coib fag scammers. Nobody thete has real business knowledge

Throw it in bitcoin.

unironically GME for an easy 2-3x, it has regular cycles and it’s more than likely to hit atleast $500+ next time it pops. this is completely realistic even before the meme numbers some people are imagining for a short squeeze

Wait until the market bottoms out in Q4. Q4 is the traditional time when bubbles pop and crashes happen. Buy around mid december. Don’t swing trade. Just hold a couple of years and watch as your 30k nears 100k.

>HVAC
Living on Maui everyone remodeled their second/third homes here and everyone murdered it.

Liquor store in a lower income white area.

You could spend a tiny amount of your “fortune” on buying a gun and killing yourself with it.

Well that's easy sir
Begin your own liquor distillery
Costs 15k for the state and fed licenses
15k for still and supplies and patents
Alcohol is a guaranteed money maker like tobacco
Plus if you make a booze that tastes good and is cheap you'll be rolling in dough
Do not do craft beer or winery that shit is oversaturated right now

this or DCA at this ratio, though I don't think we're at the floor yet

I would give it away. I need nothing. I want nothing.

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Realistically I would say a funeral home.
But with 30K that's not nearly enough to get it sorted.
You need all kinds of insurance and that cash isn't enough to even buy a single funerary van.

How do I know this is an AI

An actual useful skill like plumbing, electrical, carpentry. I live in a major city and it's taking 14 weeks to finally have a doir installed professionally. Even in poor ghettos, niggers abd spic dryg dealers will pay top dollar for good door and window installation.

invest? LOL
that shit is enough for 20 years of living

silly old fart is viewing the world through a screen instead of enjoying the moment.
why are boomers so addicted to screens?

Based grandpa

Based Angry Grandpa

Idk, my dad just got about a million from selling real estate, farmland. I told him not to sell it. And all I hear is with this crazy inflation real estate is the way to go. So he essentially would be owning the same stuff he did before if he just started buying houses and renting them out. Real estate.

There are no zoom branded liquors yet. All the new liquors are hipster tier millennial. Im thinking moonshine flavored to taste like ass, because zoomers like eating ass.

Where do you live faggot first question

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This.

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What if I'm still alive after 20 years?

Lol BTC going to 10k soon bro

teach me senpai

WBC APD 15K SS YR WHO?

SW TS
BAG

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Real estate is always good, but it is slow appreciation. There are plenty of boutique businesses with 50% to 100% returns because Millennials are all lazy and dumb cunts.

But anther zoomer boutique consumable. Mayonnaise that tastes like cum, because zoomers are all faggots,

Good. And then what happens?

Anything related to home security. Crime will continually be on the rise, and many homes could have their security improved relatively cheaply.

Look at the flag. It's 150K BRL (30K USD) but it's not cash, I'm giving land as a guarantee for a loan.

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then the major exchanges declare "fuck you", absorb the wallets they hold, and then pump the price back up with market manipulation

invest in weed and cocaine and some refugees for selling on the street

Become a pimp, or become a prostitute yourself. Sex is in demand no matter what happens.

cheap house in a rural area

I got mine for $22,500 tho

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Chainlink made me a millionaire lmao

you can let the prostitute sell the cocaine too

w00t!

Do one flavored like lean to get the nig market too

Real estate where I live is a pain in the ass. 15% capital gains tax when you sell it, too much tax when you inherit or buy it and fees for registering the property.

Start a cult, religion is very profitable.

Where?

Why are Ferraris always related with cocaine nd viceversa?

The currency has grown faster and plummetted more dramatically twice in the past. Why not then? Why only THIS time and not last time, or the time before that? Because I am old enough to remember all three and there were people saying the EXACT same thing you're saying now and it didn't come to pass.

I would spend all that money on sterilization of non whites.

I just don't want him in two years to be sitting there with 20% less, because he's a simple and good man, not a big spender. Tried to convince the guy to go on a vacation, but he wouldn't until my sister planned one out. Plus he's old and wants to leave an inheritance.

You're not allowed to talk about bizness on biz, only memecoins.

30K in ETH

My state has none, but the state he sold in does.