Why would you ever need a gun if david beat goliath with a sling?

why would you ever need a gun if david beat goliath with a sling?

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david would have used a gun if he had one

Why would you ever need the internet if people were just able to gather at the town square to exchange their ideas?

because,now goliath too has a gun

Niggers.

fuck off volound

one could argue the sling is one of the direct ancestor of the gun so ya thanks gramp

>golem can’t even use his peoples mythology and has to reference jewish peoples mythology

Jesus I thought that pic was something else. I really need to disconnect my internet service for a long time.

I'm not David. Give me a kingdom and women and I'll think about it maybe.

Maybe I want to kill Goliath from 300m+?

For hunting khazars, freemasons and communists

The Bible isn’t real so yes

why do u need a vagina if david had a penis

You thought it was a thong?

Goliath has a mass surveillance system, drones, and a police state at his disposal
we just have nicer slings

>*gun

Rifle

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Because while materialistic objects are real, the Bible and its contents are fake.

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You need to be atleast 18 to post here, kiddos.

Why Jesus was retarded enought for not being armed when the romans came to took him to the cross?

Because the soldiers I need to kill have better protection than bronze age armor

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>just have the faith of David bro
yeah ok

literally the whole point of the story

Because Goliath wasn't wearing protective gear

Why would OP only post once in his shitty thread when he has free access to this website, allowing him to post more?? HES A FAGGOT

Kek what is funny is that is obviously the case too.

The sound of snapping one of those bad boys is music to the ears

Today David has an AR-15. Goliath has nukes and stealth bombers.

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Good point. we need common sense sling control

I don't have a sling loicense