I present to you all: how to stop being a fucking loser wagecuck in just a few easy steps!!!!!
Step 0) realize no matter what you do, you won't go from being a poor indebted loser to a stupid rich quadrillion king in 24 hours. Even if you win the lottery, you still have to survive as a worthless nobody for at least one more day, so realize this will take time. >CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! YOU'RE NOW 90% OF THE WAY TOWARD SUCCESS AND HAPPINESS IN YOUR LIFE!!!!! 90% OF FAGGOT LIMP DICK MUTILATING DIPSHITS ON 4KEK NEVER EVEN MAKE IT THIS FAR!!!! SO KEEP GOING!!!!!!!! Step 1) save up to go to trade school and cert courses aka get a real job. 1A) if you can't afford to with rent, go be homeless, just for a little while. Buy a 10x10ft canopy tent with walls and an entrance for like $400, surround with cardboard and sheet metal. Buy folding chairs, folding table, a cot, a plastic dresser, a wood stove, and a 3000w solar generator. Sounds expensive? It costs as much as 1-2 months of rent & utilities that you don't have anymore, so don't worry about it. Pay one time and never again! >I'll just sleep in my car 1B) Yeah good luck with that. It fucking sucks ass to the point of suicide, unless you have a big sprinter van, which still sucks ass. Keep your car and home separate. Car still too much for you? Sell it and buy/ build a 1500w ebike/ etrike and a get a long cargo trailer to haul your shit 2) once you've saved up enough, start classes. If your wagie job is too much, QUIT! focus on school and get your certs 3) work your new skilled labor job as a novice 4) save up to buy a house in a small community, while still homeless. DO NOT RENT!!!! DO NOT BUY WITHIN 1HR DRIVE OF A CITY!!!! 5) buy house w/e you get a new job. rent uhaul to move in 6) start self sufficient homesteading. Sell crops, divert solar energy, rent land if big enough. Make your home an $$$ asset, not a liability. 7) buy and rent out commercial properties 8) start a small business or 2 9) live free!
Imagine taking life advice from a Any Forums user.
Liam Long
>trade school
Stopped there
Anthony James
And now tell me why we are supposed to do all that to even be allowed to work areal job?
Angel Walker
ban frogposters
Henry Kelly
>OP gives boomer advice >black monday right after juneteenth ruins OP harder than any NEET Make it so
Isaiah Martinez
where on earth do you set up for step one? anywhere that has job prospects is also going to have violent niggers nearby. even if you try to go into the wilderness, anywhere that isn't in the middle of nowhere is going to have park rangers and some sort of forest management services. how on earth do you set up in a place and not get instantly kicked out/robbed/into a fight for your life?
I made an extra extra extra spicy beef curry yesterday and ate just a little, before eating the rest of it today.
I took my first shit since then FUCK it hurts AAAAH, FIREASS EMERGENCY. Shit, what a mistake.
Austin Davis
And when you get to 3, your workplace is going to be full of sociopaths who will try to screw you over /get you cancelled / otherwise ruin your life or atleast make you as miserable as possible.
I wish it was that simple, user. My country's economy is fucked. There is rampant unemployment and no jobs available, and immigrants just keep getting in and getting jobs through networking with other immigrants (in markets, construction working, etc) so there are even less jobs available for native argies. Also, starting a business is ludicrous. Finding opportunity abroad? They ask you for vaxx certificate to travel, and even if I could fabricate the certificates, I still don't have the money to pay for a plane ticket lol If you were born in a first world country, you have a duty to make it, user. Live the life we in thirld world shitholes can't.
If you have to do 1A and 1B, check your state and county's homeless laws and rights. Some states arrest and deport homeless people to another state or even fucking Mexico on sight without even clothes. Others don't gaf. A lot of places in Texas, PNW, and the Midwest are chill with secluded homeless camping on the sides of freeways close to exit ramps as long as they don't turn their camp into a fucking garbage heap eyesore. It helps if you call the county sheriffs ahead of time and camoflauge your tent into the surroundings. Its an excuse to LARP like /k/ and /out/ have always dreamed of If you camp next to a truck stop exit then you've got access to public showers. Ask a trucker to clean his windshield in exchange for a free shower and possibly a free meal with his rewards card.
Oliver Howard
>$400 is a lot of money >plumbers, millwrights, truckers and electricians that make $100k+ don't exist You memeflags are so laughable. Kys
Juan Jackson
The real problem is that most men now can't do anything. I'm 41, and I know men my age that can't change a fucking tire. The real thing men should be focused on is real world skills, that doesn't necessarily mean swinging a hammer. I didn't have internet ar cable as a kid, but I had a guitar. My father also made me work summers framing houses. By the time I was 18 I could play the shit out of that guitar, and build you a house. I put easily myself thru college playing bars and frats. Bought a fixer upper house with a 15 year mortgage, made double payments. I completely remodeled it and made a killing when I sold it just before the crash of 08. Then, I started buying cheap houses all over the place. Eventually I bought a large tract of beach property on an island in Florida. A few years later the city annexed it, and rezoned it to high intensity commercial. Instead of selling the land, I kept it and built a restaurant/bar on it. I am now retired.
Dylan Jones
Do you understand how insane you sound?
Gavin Sullivan
>start self sufficient homesteading. Sell crops, divert solar energy, rent land if big enough. Make your home an $$$ asset, not a liability. oh boy
Michael Bennett
You have legs, don't you? Pack some small camping gear, take out all the cash you have, buy a machete and fishing slingshot, and start getting those fitbit steps in until you get to the Rio Grande river, Paco.
Isaac Bennett
>Be a homeless tent-dwelling retard >Run away and hide from society as if they will save you from God's wrathful reach >Do nothing culturally >Dig into your coward hole and die there Nah, kill yourself. I will be mixing it up in the thick of it until the end.
Thomas Reed
we're not plumbers yet in that scenario, retard, and my point is that trade school is for rural retards anyway. city people go to college
Julian Peterson
as a professional neet here is everything youre wrong about
>save up to go to trade school, yull lahve yershelf after ruining your credit and live with loans.
yeah or i can set aside 4 hours a day in front of a computer learning the trade and buying all the tools i need. shits a joke and cheap af to do that if you need a "teacher" to give you a skill then maybe you wernt motivated to learn to begin with and just wanted a free education hand out >ill just sleep in my car no, actually youre wrong. sometimes sleeping in a car is a better thing to do. it makes economical sense as long as youre not stupid and just throw yourself into a car without any prep work. you can own a van, live in it. do well. solar panels and a water station. both of these are easy to build. i have a full fledged van that ive modified for 200$ by buying home depot shit.
yall are a joke if you stay at home all day and merely just play videogames. carpentry isnt actually as hard as you may think. sure. spending 1000s of dollars on tools doesnt sound great but if you have them you will ever so rarely need to replace shit and when you do amazon comes in handy with their 5 finger discount tool swap program
Juan Gutierrez
I have a masters degree in business. My knowledge from working construction has been much more valuable to me throughout life.
