Based neil tyson

he knows...

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Any Forums would be compelled to call them "European niggers".

We don't call midges that live in Antarctica year-round Antarcticans.

What a stupid nigger. Europans would be the proper scientific term for them. Europan lifeforms.

cool it with the ableism.

If they were sentient then my first instinct would be to call them Europans, not Europeans. Not sure why but that feels right. If it’s just animals then call them some Latin science name or some shit.

Can we call them Ukrainians? In memory of actual Ukies?

Lol sure why not

yep, "Europan" would be it

Europians you dumb Torontoglodyte

Europan for any future Earth colony, Europid for any native species

>t. you have swarthy skin

Europoors

Or just, ya know.

Europans

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Even better. This.

I think it's fucked up enough already that I'm reading this in his voice
>If we discovurrr.... alien life forrrms.... in the subsurface waters of Jupiter's icy mooooon.... Europahhh...., I wondurrr... if we'd be compelled to call them.... "Europeannnns".

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They'd be Europans yes?

Please someone tell him that this is an insensitive racist joke making fun of native americans getting called "Indians"

There’s advanced life up to at least giant see creatures on Europa. Any life can adapt to high levels of gravity, no light and under ice. All you need is water and life can form. Sometimes you don’t need water at all.

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>life just happens

It's -200 degrees on Europa, the water is all frozen. It rains liquid methane.

Perfect conditions for Finnic people.

That's Titan you retard

Europa has an aurora, confirming it has oceans. How deep they are we dont know

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This is it this is the high point for them.

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