Are there any /pol approved tips or strategies I can use to win my ex girlfriend back? Plz, I'm desperate...

Are there any /pol approved tips or strategies I can use to win my ex girlfriend back? Plz, I'm desperate, I need her back

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OH MY GAWD
IS THAT
IS THAT AN OBESE ROASTIE
IS THAT AN INSTAGRAM PHOTO
OOOOOOOOOOH
OOOOOH HELP ME BOTTHREADMAN I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

I'd wait until she lost some weight.

Bro like u just gotta let it go and it’ll come back
Just with anothrr mans kid(s) and a meth
Problem
Go read a thread about divorce rapes
And then try and feel bad about
Your situation and how much those
Poor fucks who thought stacy was worth
It would trade places with u instantly

Did she get leg transplants from an elephant?

If it's been 1 week since your breakup, I'd estimate she's already gained another 12lbs

Borderline would/wouldn't
Gotta see her holding an RK-62 to make final detrmination.

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BGC defunct

Yeah, you can always try killing yourself. Faggot.

>I'm desperate I need her back
Faggot, you don't need her back stop being a beta fucking bitch and better yourself.
The stupid whore will want you back as soon as you stop "needing" her.

Oh and if you want this you gotta fucking hurry, cos she is headed straight to fucking Chad, probably already has definitely will again.

Its unlikely to happen and not really advisable. You'll get over her in time. WHen my gf of 4 years and I broke up I was feeling much the same as you are now. I saw other people, did my thing. Kept in casual contact. She tried to come crawling back after maybe 5 months of getting pumped and dumped. I realized I didn't want to. You're trying to relive the past. You should be moving forward.

Great slampig.No contact and focus on yourself.She will eventually contact you for some retarded made up reason but here's the thing.By the time that happens you have already moved on and won't want her

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Nigger.

You are being a faggot right now.
The way forward is to get shredded and get money, and deliberately post yourself doing awesome shit on Instagram, where she can see it.
Host parties with lots of women, make her jealous.
Then she contacts you to take her back. Make sure she didn't do anything to scree you over. Slampigs like her are a dime a dozen.

Unironically focus on yourself for now
in about a 6 months- a year after she's ridden the cock carouselle she'll reach out, at that point evaluate if you want a blown out roastie.
Best case scenario, you already have a new girl who's better in every way.

>win my ex girlfriend back
There's your problem. Don't focus on one woman. The sense that shit and will feel superior to you which makes it harder to get with them.

Unironically the best way to get her is to get with other women until she notices. Nothing makes a woman want a man she discarded again like seeing other women want him.

That said you genuinely should just move on. I guarantee you she has fucked several other guys by now and never once though of you while getting dicked.

Buy chloroform to get her back. Afterwards put her into your cellar. If you do your job well, you will never lose her again.

If your ex girlfriend is posting photos like that on her social media, trust me, you don't want her back.

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bow down to her and suck her cock, since you're obviously the female in the relationship

my ex of two years kept breaking up with me constantly and would get back together 5 minutes later
one of the last times she broke up with me for two days, so i went out with a close female friend. my ex flipped the fuck out and convinced me to come back one more time
then she cheated on me a few days later and i left it at that
it’s never worth it OP. relationships can never reform

She's your ex for a reason. Get over it bogan

no dick in crazy
desperation clouds your judgment
you're escaping a fate worse that you can imagine

kek

No. Don't. Once gone they stay gone. You have a case of oneitis. I'll prescribe that you fuck a few random slumpbusters.

Now that is a proper slam pig lord have mercy

Backstory?
Also why breakup?
She cheated?