>Be me
>At work
>qt 9/10 woman says that she likes me and asks me out on a date
>Why, so you can marry me, divorce me and take half my money?
>Punch her in the gut
Nice try woman
>Be at work conference
>Jewish-looking guy says that he's really impressed with my work and offers me a job "which will change my life" and pays over 200k per year
>Why, so you can use me to further your anti-white agenda and take over control of the world?
>Punch him in the gut
Nice try Jews
>Walking in the park
>Tree branch falls on me and pins me to the ground
>Bleeding profusely
>Fucking black guy comes up, gets his friend to call the ambulance and says he can help me lift it and that if we work fast enough, I'll probably be able to walk again
>Why, so the fucking Jewish-controlled media can run a story about a heroic black guy and make you seem like a hero, which will cause white women to want to sleep with you, further adding to white genocide?
>As he leans down to grab the branch, punch him in the face
Nice try nigger
>Going through Sydney in my wheelchair to have a meeting with someone
>Homos all around, acting degenerate, as per usual
>A guy comes up to me, introduces himself and claims to be from the Australian space agency.
>He seems gay, fucking faggot
>He says that he's been scouting potential recruits for the first disabled person to go into outer space, a new NASA initiative, or so he claims (probably homo-Jewish lies)
>He offers me this "once in a lifetime" opportunity
>Why, so I can be used for your fag propaganda and be used to promote homosexuality for children?
>Grab him by the shirt and pinch him in the face
Nice try faggot
