Why are Bidet's not more normalized in the USA?
Americans, you do realize this does not clean your ass, right?
Adrian Fisher
John Torres
Smell my poop
Sebastian Smith
are bidets warm water or cold?
Gavin Brown
>allowing a sink to rape your asshole
Why are Europeans like this?
Angel Evans
I use a bit of water from the sink on the paper. If I don't have water I use spit.
Adam Reed
> plain water with no soap cleans your asshole.
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Jeremiah Reed
Water doesn't clean shit either, shits are mostly made made of lipids, which are insoluble in water.
You need soap and water, that's what I do. I don't shit outside, only at home where I can enter the shower immediately after.
Ethan Wilson
When I was in Greece and South America, you could not even flush toilet paper down the toilet, you were supposed to put it in the trash can.
Asher Taylor
Bidets don't clean your ass either. They just liquify the shit and spread it around more and leave it dripping down your leg.
Jason James
problem solved
Isaac Brooks
Shits are mostly made of dead bacteria.
Zachary Jenkins
>wastes tons of water by taking a shower everytime he shits
Blake Peterson
does water in your country not evaporate?
Wyatt Thompson
having this opinion in my country is the most obvious sign that you're a degenerate sandnigger
so I'll stick to the toilet paper
John Bennett
quints of 3 for massive 3rd-world post
Colton Diaz
Nigger tongues clean my ass.
Ian Martin
Not sure. I love my bidet, and I'm regularly grossed out by people that don't use one.
Dominic Gomez
both, but usually cold/not heated. that part I dont like but its nice to prerinse a sloshy shit then wipe dry with tp
Sebastian Lee
With a proper diet you should have relatively solid shits that don’t give you mudbutt.
Isaac Thompson
>problem solved
This user fucks.
Take notes girl bois.
Dominic Long
It catches my coom
Wyatt Hernandez
I'm not sure I take a shit everyday. Maybe you do?
Ian Carter
Because we don't want to spray our fecal particles all over the place with a fucking hose, you disgusting faggots. I use medicinal wipes to finish up after the toilet paper anyway. Cleaner than you, Muhammed.
Grayson King
Maybe he trained his poop to poop at 30min to shower time.
I mean I see you quintuple so I don't really want to deny that you are 100% correct but my butt is clocked at shit/shower/shave time. So my butthole is always shiny and fresh.
Christian Robinson
Elijah Phillips
Mana from heaven?
Ryan Anderson
>eat barbecue
>get barbecue sauce on my lips
>wipe it off with a napkin
>man with a black and white striped shirt and a curly mustache and a red beret pops up from between my legs and shouts:
>HON HON HON HON HON! YOU THEENK ZAT UUR MOUWTH IZ KLEEN? ZERE ARE STEEL LEETLE BEETS OF STEENKY BARBEQUE SOUCE ON YOUR MOUWTH! REGARDEZ-VOUS!
>he pulls out a tiny plastic dildo and puckers his lips before the glans and it squirts out little jets of water
>lemon scented dildo water starts dripping down his chin and all over his ascot
>MUWAH! MAGNIFIQUE! YOU SEE? NOW MY LEEPS ARE NICE AND KLEEN AND READY FOR ZE ORAL SEX WEETH MUH BOYFRIEND! I HOPE ZAT ONE DAY YOU TOO WEEL BE COUL-CHURED LIKE ME!
>wipe my mouth with a napkin and think "what a faggot."