What the fuck is going on

I've been in a medically induced coma from a motorcycle crash since September 10th 2001, and I don't recognize anything. Can someone catch me up on what I need to know? What have I missed? They're about to check me out and I can't wait to see the world again for the first time in almost 21 years.

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They won

kys

So about those Jews...

Ricky Martin is gay

do I look like Ask Jeeves you fucking lazy nigger? go read some old news article

>September 10th 2001
Liar SAGE

21 years in a coma would leave your body and mind completely fucked up. It would take years of physio just to be able move around on your own.

Go back in coma user, friendly advice

everyone has AIDS

Huh?

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AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS

> same post five times weekly gathering data

WELCOME TO UTOPIA user, WE'VE BEEN WAITING TO GIVE YOU YOUR NIGGER mRNA AND WELCOME YOU INTO THE NEURAL LINK COLLECTIVE

Well, not everyone. Only the vaxxed cattles

Why? Is the world ran by nazis now or something?

You’re going to wish you never woke up pal

>you wake up from a coma
>immediately acquire a modern phone
>immediately go to an unknown website that was created 2 years after you fell into a coma

Jews hit the twin towers, forced us into war, then tanked the economy, then we elected a nigger because of it, the nigger made things worse, then we elected Donald Trump, yes that Donald Trump, because he did a good Mussolini impression and promised a purge of the ruling class, the purge didn’t happen and the ruling class used a new cold to lock everyone in inside away from one other and gain more control over you. When they ask if you want vaccinated against this thing called covid, say NO.
Oh and faggotry and interracial marriage is pushed in every facet of culture now.

Ahhh fuck.man they brought back Crystal Clear Pepsi, but you missed it.

>when you’re so based it comes as instinct

I have a motorola razr, these things hold a charge forever!

Did you take that pic on your Nokia 3210?

No, we’d be better off under Nazis.

Oldfag

Dude, it's all fucked.

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