The Canuck Slammer

What is Canadian prison like?

What am I in for? How do I protect my bussy from big men?

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More civilized than US prisons I bet. Less faggotry

Definitely not cozy. What are you in for?

The Canooks have a tradition called "subjugation of the goat", which you'll learn about.

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which one are you going to op?

depends what you're going in for
any kind of domestic or child abuse is gonna get you into trouble real quick. Otherwise keep out of the way and serve your time like everyone else

not really. its really really shitty
there's conveniences you can buy with tokens that someone has to give you, but it can only be one of your "approved" visitors it can't be anyone.
its quite shit

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(you)

so you are back, you going to answer some quesitons?
tldr ive done time i can help

I think this a low key way of a glownigger leaf threatening fellow leafs if they say nigger they will go to jaiL

Pretty good drugs and honestly I think the sex is even better

Don't offer it up, don't jew it up by borrowing or lending, stay out of other people's spaces, beware the shower babies

I’d guess it’s better than US prison, but not anywhere as comfy as Swedish prison.

Contrary to what some might believe, there are a lot of violent, stupid, dead end, lowlifes in Canada… I’m sure they won’t be much fun to be around.

I suspect the prisons are better run and operate with somewhat better standards than the American versions. The general advice I’ve heard is mind your business and maintain a low profile.

Personally, I would almost enjoy prison if it weren’t for the company. I hate stupid people and tuff guys who act like TV criminals…thinking they are ‘street smart’ with an 80 IQ. I’d pretend to be deaf and mute to minimize any interactions.

be honest user, what have you done?

instead of niggers you get to hang out with natives

Far less actually. It's nearly identical to US prisons except the guards are more corrupt than in a movie about US prisons, with all that entails.

I think you're high key a dumb faggot

If repeat digits then OP gets his anus literally fucked in half by meaty prison cock.

can attest to this