Wayne Lambright has been found dead this morning following an explosion in his car, Following a welfare check Mr Lambright was found glued to his steering wheel in what was left of his 1964 Chevy Malibu and an investigation has been opened.
Please pay your respects @JetsonCarsWayne
Thank god.
I assumed he was gonna die of heat stroke
Noooooo not Wayne!!!!! This place will be super boring without him.
RIP BOZO
*dabs*
it never gets old; until it does.
WAYNE WHERE ARE YOU?
Heaven got a new angel today frens, F
Fucker has ADHD, not depression.
Fake news!
made a fatal mistake: not having an asian wife to check his packages
>WAYNE WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm OK. I did get swatted at 5:30 am. The 10th time in 82 days.
This is quite a story at this point. I'm glad the media isn't covering it.
Here's the deputies leaving this morning this was the 10th swatting. 5:00 a.m. they rolled up and I was sleeping in bed outdoors and I didn't know who they were at first I was kind of worried I was like who the fuck is this just standing there. And it turned out to be the deputy.
Nah, he alive. I dun seent him last night at the liquor store.
If there is no trip, it ain't the right fag.
You could sue those fuckers for millions at this point.
>I assumed he was gonna die of heat stroke
Funny story couple nights ago I was taking a bath at 8 o'clock the sun was still up and I got out of the bath I fed all my God it's kind of chilly like winter time and I turned around and looked at the temperature and it was 102°. Friends I'm gonna make it I'm totally acclimated to this heat. I might be bitching a lot during the summer and I probably won't get a lot done and I'm gonna survive. It's not gonna be easy the thing that will keep me alive is this swimming pool of water my stock feeder which is a big water bucket for cattle or horses it's 110 gallons it only cost 100 bucks. If you guys got any extra money I could use some donations to help get me over the hump here for the summer. I did apply for a job as a truck driver and I gotta wait another 45 days which is a total of 120 after not smoking marijuana to pass the drug test for DOT after that I'm gonna go to truck driving school and I'm gonna be a truck driver. Getting blow jobs from lot lizards.
>If there is no trip, it ain't the right fag.
I can't trip now, I have a ban. I'm also banned at twitter for another 4 hours. I have a photo to verify.
Move to Florida. I live in Saint Augustine.
At this point I'm sure you live the way you do because you like the abuse.
>You could sue those fuckers for millions at this point.
I don't have an attorney or the money to hire one. Sheriff wins again. Apparently you've never tried to hire an attorney they were like a hot woman at a dance club with 1000 people hitting on her she wants nothing to do with you and she's not gonna help you at all. You're lucky if they tell you to fuck off. There is no attorney that's gonna take my case America's broken America's corrupt this is the shittiest place in the world to live the absolute fucking worst place in the world to live. I converted to Judaism so I could escape this shit hole and not be persecuted by the Jews. America be systematically disassembled and sold off for scrap. America should Balkanize America should be cut into about 10 different pieces in regions or every state should become its own nation. It's just a matter of time until one of the states succeeds and says fuck you federal government we don't need your shit anymore we don't need your transgender agenda your homo agenda that we want to rape your children agenda the federal government is pushing the new world order bullshit and it's got to stop. The wicked stop is a governor of a state could succeed. Then the governor that state could make your own currency backed by gold and silver and have a robust economy.
I don't really have any animosity towards my local sheriff department the people coming out pointing the guns at me are very polite about it, they're just like Nazis in Hitler's Germany they were just doing their job and they can't say anything about the leader ship or they'll end up in the gas chamber. I do think every time they show up oh my God this is the day I'm going to die boy this really sucks I had a lot more to offer the world. It also sucks up a tremendous amount of my time and I can't get things done such as I lost a $400,000 inheritance my aunt Sabrina Wolby who fucked me and she also fucked my brother.
Nigger how do you even manage to get swatted? You literally have no address, what do I even tell the police if I want to swat you? Or are you so stupid that you somehow managed to get your lat/longitudinal coordinates "leaked"? How do you manage? It's fucking fascinating really, you're like Chris Chan lite at this point.
pigs and nigs can't swim. live on boat.
>Sabrina Wolby
She's a beautiful women on the outside, satan on the inside.
Wayne how do you feel about Ross Dress for Less?
>You literally have no address
I'm a property owner with an address you genius.
by the way, this is my mom who is a narrsissist. She only loves herself, if you don't know something about pretty women, they are low IQ because everybody woships them and they get what they want without thinking.
Make an ugly women your wife and you'll be happy for life. There is much truth to this.
>Ross Dress for Less?
I like Thriftstores, it's just as good as Ross yet 99% cheaper. $1 shirts. $.50 cent hard back books. Ross is a good store if you need a quick deal on some brand name stuff.
not the real Wayne in here at all, Wayne only post photos of himself and says positive things and won't let you say nigger or faggot on his discord
>not the real Wayne in here at all
Picture of sheriff in the AM is proof.
>Those cheeks
Are you Finnish?
When are you going to make an ugly woman your wife, Wayne?
>I'm a property owner with an address you genius.
Oh I see your "dimensional merge" has already started. You can't even build a pvc dome let alone manage a property.
>by the way, this is my mom who is a narrsissist. She only loves herself, if you don't know something about pretty women, they are low IQ because everybody woships them and they get what they want without thinking.
If you've ever watched "falling down", this is the equivalent of the end where I'm the cop telling you "They lie to the fish". Fucking deal with it you nancy, join the fucking club. You're in the right place I suppose.
>Make an ugly women your wife and you'll be happy for life. There is much truth to this.
So where's your ugly wife who will deal with your insanity?