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What would happen if Pinnochio said "my nose will now grow"?
Benjamin Cook
Logan Ortiz
His wooden penis will grow instead
Adam Sanders
The entire fucking omniverse would explode.
Connor Green
It would grow because he was lying when he said it.
Or you could claim since he knew he was going to lie he knew it would grew, but it starts with a lie either way.
William Stewart
He becomes a real boy
Luke Richardson
It will grow and ungrow forever, becoming a permenant source of energy.
Wyatt Lewis
Nice paradox, user. Just the same old quantum mechanics garbage. Science today is resume into statistics, nothing else.
Daniel Bell
lies are not the same as saying something untrue (lies have to untrue with intent to deceive)
so he could say it sincerely but be wrong - it wouldn't grow. Or he could say it deceptively (believing it would not grow, and so lie) in which case it would grow.
Anthony Kelly
becoming a permanent dildo
Ian Murphy
A nigger tranny in a blue dress would rape him.
Sebastian Ortiz
He'd turn Jewish
Noah Peterson
The culmination of which would begin a growth and ungrowth resonance cascade. His nose would speed up exponentially to the lie. Effectively his nose would be plunging at relative C and then beyond. The gravitic effects would be noticeable almost immediately as a raw input of an unfathomable quantity of energy. Hence. An explosion. Everything would die.
Isaiah Kelly
He would be revealed as an Israeli plant.
Oliver Morales
Unfortunate but true
Tyler Butler
Thank you professor memeflag science. I like knowing this information
Liam Barnes
the tip of his nose will oscillate at 32768 Hz, the frequency of Dharma Llama.
Isaiah Scott
Pinnochio.
The Little Wooden Timebomb.
Also Sneed.
Cooper Ross
You got pinnochio on the ropes there m8.
Brody Edwards
The blue fairy would turn a nigger
Parker Rivera
Why do fr*nch "people" always think about things to shove up their ass?
Joshua Allen
nothing, because that's not objectively a lie.