What would happen if Pinnochio said "my nose will now grow"?

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His wooden penis will grow instead

The entire fucking omniverse would explode.

It would grow because he was lying when he said it.
Or you could claim since he knew he was going to lie he knew it would grew, but it starts with a lie either way.

He becomes a real boy

It will grow and ungrow forever, becoming a permenant source of energy.

Nice paradox, user. Just the same old quantum mechanics garbage. Science today is resume into statistics, nothing else.

lies are not the same as saying something untrue (lies have to untrue with intent to deceive)

so he could say it sincerely but be wrong - it wouldn't grow. Or he could say it deceptively (believing it would not grow, and so lie) in which case it would grow.

becoming a permanent dildo

A nigger tranny in a blue dress would rape him.

He'd turn Jewish

The culmination of which would begin a growth and ungrowth resonance cascade. His nose would speed up exponentially to the lie. Effectively his nose would be plunging at relative C and then beyond. The gravitic effects would be noticeable almost immediately as a raw input of an unfathomable quantity of energy. Hence. An explosion. Everything would die.

He would be revealed as an Israeli plant.

Unfortunate but true

Thank you professor memeflag science. I like knowing this information

the tip of his nose will oscillate at 32768 Hz, the frequency of Dharma Llama.

Pinnochio.
The Little Wooden Timebomb.
Also Sneed.

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You got pinnochio on the ropes there m8.

The blue fairy would turn a nigger

Why do fr*nch "people" always think about things to shove up their ass?

nothing, because that's not objectively a lie.