Trying to kill myself. I don't own a gun and don't want to put a knife in my heart or my neck...

Trying to kill myself. I don't own a gun and don't want to put a knife in my heart or my neck.. I live in a small apartment on the top floor but no anchors on the inside so I can't use a rope.. any ideas?

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bridge?

Run up to a cop and say "I'm black and committed a trivial crime"

threads gonna get deleted cus not polical, but jump off a bridge and feel the view from half way down. I dont think you'll relieze the mistake till its too late, its a bad idea mate but bridge or some highs not a bad way to go. Or just infront of an 18 wheeler. Gotta ask why fren? Why? People are getting redpilled its a happy time

this only works if you swallow your entire bag of fentanyl mixed with methamphetamines
doorknob, bedpost, closet shelving

Why do you want to die?

if you're going to waste your life like that, try taking some people with you who deserve it (in minecraft).

Why do you want to kys ??

Go work until you can afford a gun and blow your brains out

if its the politics lemme tell you somthing. 90% of this site is larp. I dont give a fuck about politics. I just LARP em. I was a democrate socialist some days ago. I was in a thread before telling people "seethe chud" and after that talking about how jews dont let shooters shoot em. Fact is this site shouldn't be taken serious. Take a trip offline, revist Any Forums on another more chill board. Go to Any Forums and ask some cool shit to watch

Hello........
Fentynal you dummy.

Works good.

>I dont own a gun
So call the people who do

Car, hose, exhaust. You'll just go to sleep. But just like with any big purchase, wait a month and see if you still feel the same way.

honestly on that note, fuck death by cop. Go with death by nigger XD
>Go to nigger hood
>Play a fun game
>Drive and find a nigger
>throw a spoon at him and call him a nigger
>if the spoon misses you gotta get out of the car and pick it up
Good luck getting the high score

Helium but don’t do it. You’re gonna die regardless. Get angry and motivated. Go for a run. Hate the you that you have let happen. How long you been letting yourself go ? Unfuck your shit. How pathetic you gonna let yourself get? Too lazy to unfuck yourself is not an excuse user.

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Don't do it.

Go to McDonalds and eat a McChicken, you will feel better sir

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Get approximately 3 tablespoons of bleach
mix this with salt and ground up tums, then lay it out on a windowpane in the sun to dry, collect the residue and set it aside.


Now go to the nearest walmart and you'll need to pick up a bottle of asprin, straight acetaminophen none of that other shit.


Next go to the hardware isle and get a good sized hammer, at least a 3 pounder, head to the checkout line, jump onto the conveyor belt and begin hitting yourself in the testicles with the hammer as hard as you can. Really get in there. It helps if you scream "I'm a fucking retard" while you do it.

This. Focus on yourself not the world around you, it only invites depression. Or go jump off a bridge, you're weak, you'll be of no use to anyone if you can't work on yourself and block out the misery around you.

I don't know. Maybe just start eating random things and make videos on youtube and make money. Maybe do that and then not want to kys

Just give it a miss bro. Let's say you did it - you are now dead. The rest of your life is now a gift which you couldn't fuck up if you tried. Be loose, nothing matters anymore.

No pain with this method. You will sleep and then die

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Niggers can't shoot this is how to get wounded at best

McDonalds is a double edged sword. It can make depression feel better but not for long and can be oddly addicive. During 2020 and 2021 i had an REALLY unhealthy amount of mc donalds. Still kinda do desu. My wakeup call is when I got genuinely mad when the mc rib was taken off the menu.

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why the fuck did my shit auto correct to desu? I typed desu as in to be honest. Also "addicive"

If you've become depressed because of Any Forums here's some shit to make you rethink. Majority of this site is bullshit. Sure the world sucks but it's never 100% really like Any Forums claims. Live your life according to you and not anyone else. If you're willing to end it all, why not do cool shit before you really decide that? Why not go book it to the other side of the country on a budget. Why not try picking up a hobby that only you like and dedicate time to. Make yourself happy and the rest flows in. You can make shit better for yourself bro.

You'll be alright.

if you want to use a mask just control the gas pressure, it could damage your lungs and you will feel pain.
Note: this WILL kill you. You must be sure this is your will.

Hello new fag you will be here forever

Newfags baka

Contact the FBI for further instructions.

Jesus, faggot, use the goddamned doorknob. If it’s good enough for David Carradine and Robin Williams, it’s good enough for you.

Are you a groomer?
If not don't give up now. It only looks dark because they are using all their assets.
Plenty of mass shooting vigilantes exist now that pedo island was found.

You won't be hearing about them in the news though.

jump off a building

kek, let me guess... you want to know how to delete your post

run up to a black guy and say "hello you are black" but say it in a way that gets the message across that you aren't capitalizing the B in black and are instead thinking the word nigger very loudly

eh kinda ya, 2020fag
came here with the BLM riots to hear someone speak against that shit and stuck around. That sent me down a path of taken this board too seriously. I just LARP politics and hang around Any Forums Any Forums and Any Forums now and then

“Thou shalt not Kill”
Certainly this also means not to end your own life, and if not then I guess the struggles of man mean nothing and that you can get to heaven scotch free
Daniel 12:2
And many of them that sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt.

>I live in a small apartment on the top floor
user how fucking retarded are you, literally just jump

dont do it and get some help or the niggers and jews win

Look - don't miss out on the upcoming shtf mixup . . . lots of new opportunities & possibilities open up as people drop around you. Don't miss out!

Either OP killed themselves or this is a slide

let him do it

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Don't do it.

You should do it slowly over the next 60 years. Use sadness.

Here OP, this will give to the die beetus.

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that one finnish(actual retarded) guy did it with extension cords and vegetable oil on the floor
hung himself from the door, the vegetable oil is so you cant back out, makes it too hard to stand up
wish i still had the stream saved
damn that was 2009

Ask a homeless person to help find you some dope. Throw him $20 for his troubles. Don't let your money walk. Once you acquire the "heroin" sniff the entire bag. There's no going back once you rail it. It will be very peaceful and painless. I wish you the best of luck my friend.

meh, op made just one post... maybe he already jumped

This is why I support assisted suicide. Why go through all these crazy options when you can just have a medically trained professional put you out of your misery.

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