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Welcome to Kiwipol, NZpol, NZGeneral, whatever you want to call it. Let's get a comfy thread going to ease into our Saturday night.

What's happening tonight, lads? What's on the agenda? I've got a roast lamb in the oven cooking and I'm drinking some Jameson whiskey. In a few hours I'll be heading off to a local pub to catch some bands playing.

Some essential viewing if you haven't already - 'Who Owns New Zealand?'.
youtu.be/y2kbgavXsqc
This will give you some insight into why our housing market was already fucked before 2020 even happened.
Share some other good NZ documentaries if you know some.

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Would anyone else here fug Brooke Van Velden?

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Reporting in

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Who else got their official mask exemption pass? Feels good legally being able to people to fuck off when they tell you to put a mask on

What bands are you going to see?
>Share some other good NZ documentaries if you know some.
Pretty sure everyone on here has seen this but just in case:
>Skellingtons in the cupboard
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Nah, bet shes jabbed. I think she's the one who's trying to get the gun laws relaxed so good on her tho
Crikey

Just some cover bands, I think Megadeth, Metallica, some local metal bands. I'm mainly going down there to catch up with a mate and have some drinks.

What’s that about?

Checked and metal-pilled
It's about the weird alternative history of the various peoples who have lived in this country. Interesting shit about the various tribes that the murries killed off (and deny the existence of) and also about how the murries themselves have genetic links to vrious other peoples all over the world, including in one case, ancient Persian DNA. Pretty fascinating stuff dude

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I'll watch the doco at some stage. But what is the redpill on the Morioris? As far as I was aware, the Maori slaughtered the Mori ori who were native to New Zealand first. But apparently now that's a white person myth.
But also I heard that the Mori ori lived only on the Chatham Islands and they got wiped out by the invading Maori there.

Either way, Chatham Islands look cosy, I wouldn't mind visiting there.

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Pencakes for tea made in my new pen I bought from Bruscos. Choice!

Great vid ta, I blame the bankers including the Ambassador for Wall St, John 'the jew' Keys for letting foreign banks export mortgage payments, bleeding the economy dry and allowing foreign investment in residential property which guarantees Aotearoan's will be unable to compete with people on 1st world incomes.

Rate my dinner bros. Looks pretty bland in the photo I guess, but the potatoes are nice and soft, the lamb is perfectly cooked through and seasoned with rosemary and thyme. The gravy on the left is a thick homestyle gravy.
Drinking my Jameson 40/60 with Bundaberg ginger beer and a squeeze of lemon.

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How to find happiness in the world?

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I think the redpill is that there were several other peoples living here prior to the flaxniggers, I can't quite recall how the Morioris fit in there, I need to watch the doco again desu

Very nice, small portions though I hope you had 2nds

>National are money hungry Jews who will sell us out to the highest bidder
>Labour are ultra woke lefties who will bankrupt us into oblivion

Why do all the normies vote for the two red/blue establishment cunts? We have MMP you fucking idiots, vote for another party, reeeeeee

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Looks tasty mate, good cooking.

One is for me, one for the missus, we're both going out drinking tonight so don't want to load up on food and go out bloated.

Fair enough m8, enjoy ya night out

laptop shit the bed so no more kekapu edits from me lads, spent too much time on the infernal machine anyway so good riddance

Why did Act go with that absurd yellow blue pink colour scheme? I mean, it definitely stands out, but I think it looks godawful

Oh well bros, I'm off to meet my mate down at the pub and watch some bands. My e-scooter I brought home from the pub last night is still outside my house so I'll hoon that down to the pub and back.
Hope everyone here has a good Saturday night. If the bands suck I'll be back in a couple of hours. Cheers Anons

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Try gratitude. Practice being grateful for everything, and soon you will be happy.

id let her piss on my fish and chips

Phenomenal documentary, the dna evidence seems hard to deny with that woman with the green eyes.
I keked when I saw them reference Robert Sepehr though