Battle of the Teutoburg Forest

Sometimes we just explode

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Prove it. Anyways that was some crafty baiting by a germanic traitor to rome. Not saying I dont applaud it. But it was hardly exploding. It was very tactical.

legionary on the left looks like he forgot to turn off the gas

>ywn ambush manlet romans trying to invade your land for the millionth time and wreck their entire army with your gigachad blonde hair blue eyed brothers
Why even live

The Romans used similar tactics in the past, they reaped what they sowed

> shortly afterwards get your whole tribe and a few surrounding ones entirely wiped out of the face of the earth in the retribution of a clearly superior empire that does not need treachery to win against folks such as you
>Why even live
if you are a german tribesmen - not then

Oh you gonna blow? Well, I'm a mushroom cloud-laying mothafucka, mothafucka.

For Valhöll brother.

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Retard, the barbarian animal fuckers had a terrible kill:death ratio because as it turns out, they actually had no fucking clue how to wage war. Only pillage a nation after it crumbles in on itself.

>Romans are cowards
>Had to use treachery and an ambush to beat them, then all get killed later anyway

Pick one.

>overhand grip
i'd like to meet the retard that drew this

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Damn, wish this was bigger.

"Quintili Vare, legiones redde! "

-- Augustus Caesar

>"superior" empire needs millions of agricultural slaves to pay taxes to support a professional high tech army that can vaguely keep weekend Germanic warriors at bay
>still get so demolished that Romans consider you a fiercest foe than the "civilized" Persians to the east after they realize you destroyed more consular armies than any Carthaginian or Persian ever did
>still eventually completely mog the empire and take control of it
polish butthurt and inferiority complex never fails to deliver

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>Sometimes we just explode
Wasn't the ambush pretty well planned and coordinated?

"Quintili Vare, legiones reddit"

-- Augustus Sneedsar

snow niggers

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>weekend

Everything you said is invalid.

Treachery was official Roman state policy and ambushes are based. But I wouldn't say Romans are cowards, just degenerate grain eating manlets.

memeflag attempt at diss the point by flag ad hom is an often accurace here
I remain unshaken
slavs were gay barbarians at that time too if that's what you are after

>Sometimes we just explode
Aye, my bruder.

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>grotesque mutt gorilla in charge of understanding figures of speech
they weren't professional soldiers, that's the point; fighting professionally and being warriors are two different things
>were
and have always been, resentful race of Slav(es) as demonstrated by your attitude of servility towards the current Imperial power, simping for Roman cock exactly as you simp and slurp American cock today

>Sometimes we just explode
>broomsticks
kraut diarrhea

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listen faggot
either my politicians are not bought and managed by jews
and therefore jews have no power to even fuck with tiny county as poland
or
my politicians are paid and managed by jews
and then you have not argument against normal poles like me

so which one is that - are jews just a scarecrows and helpless conspiracy theory - or is your point just a butthurt of a memeflag that cannot into an argument and must go by the newest gossip shit like stupid little woman?

remember when you ziggers took kiev?
yea me neither

Why does Dutch culture produce so many engineers??

If it wasn’t a typo and you actually meant it like “weekend warrior,” then that’s a bit misleading. They may not have had a standing “army” but the tribes involved in that battle were warrior societies; it’s not as though they never trained or practiced for warfare and were just a bunch of farmers. Also, kys memeflag.

>Sometimes we just explode
literally

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