Dr. Evan Goldstein is a nationally renowned anal surgeon

On Thursday, Uber-owned Postmates shared a video, seen below, on social media announcing it had partnered with Dr. Evan Goldstein to develop the menu. Goldstein is "a nationally renowned anal surgeon and the Founder and CEO of Bespoke Surgical," Bespoke Surgical's website states. You shouldn't miss a good meal for a good time.

As the preeminent expert and thought leader in the field, Dr. Goldstein is committed to education and awareness—not only bringing the important issues surrounding sexual health to the forefront but also eliminating the stigma attached to anal engagement. Relating to a wider audience, Dr. Goldstein leaves the medical jargon behind and communicates in a straight-forward, direct manner, breaking down taboos and allowing for more conversational and open discussions.

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>As the preeminent expert and thought leader in the field, Dr. Goldstein is committed to education and awareness—not only bringing the important issues surrounding sexual health to the forefront but also eliminating the stigma attached to anal engagement. Relating to a wider audience, Dr. Goldstein leaves the medical jargon behind and communicates in a straight-forward, direct manner, breaking down taboos and allowing for more conversational and open discussions.

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I suppose you would prefer that faggots walk the streets dragging their prolapsed intestines across the floor?

>education and awareness
Ahh yes I can tell

That inbred face I hope this faggot die fast and soon

>Dr. Goldstein received his osteopathic doctorate from the University of Medicine and Dentistry School in 2002.

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FUCKING NUKE US ALREADY, HOLY SHIT

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I don’t get it, he makes ass pussy for homos?

I'm just here to laugh user, I leave the big brain innovative solutions to our middle eastern friends.

>anal surgeon

Why the fuck do you know about this?

he makes them tight again

Are we in hell?

I highly recommend his anal reconstitution package

He fixes all manner of destroyed ass-holes user, I don't know why they call it bespoke, maybe cause it's just like new?? Who knows.

hey, you gotta be proud of something

forgot pic rel

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>Jew doctor making sure he has future customers with blown out assholes.

Oh, I thought it was designer buttholes. Maybe ladybug graham should pay this magician a visit

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I think so.

They are the best in the anal reconstruction biz

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>You shouldn't miss a good meal for a good time.
What kind of sick shit is this?

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bump

certainly

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Do you think he enjoys the smell?