Tell me about Maoris

Kiwis, if any of you are awake, tell me about Maoris plz. Are they bro or are they the "you people" of New Zealand?

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I always assumed they were based because they eat people and are honest about it. Sort of antikikes you know?

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Is their anything more insufferable than white women who include random Maori words into their daily speech just to be "culturally aware"?

They are the only civilization whose settler begins the game on an ocean tile

manlet rage

Poor girl

They are cool people, very humble and chill.
Rap/wanna be gangster music is fucking up their new generation.

The face tattoos and retarded mannerisms are dead give aways that they are niggers.

They're not manlets. They are big. Not as tall as the Dutch, but stocky. Not lanklets.

They are bro tier until they're not.

They see White peoples' "morality" as a weakness to be exploited.

Entitlement mentality

Poor impulse control

Drugs / gangs / crime

Not as bad as niggers on average, because they tend to be a bit smarter and they have stronger community bonds. Their bell curve is narrower. This means fewer George Floyds but also pretty much no Ben Carsons.

The Amerimutt race they most resemble is Central Americans.

-used to live in NZ

I lived in NZ for about 3 years, they were good people. They liked their gangs and were very proud of them, I just think they have a tribal tendancy still going on, they were throwing spears at each other not too long ago. But they were good and welcoming people.

>The Amerimutt race they most resemble is Central Americans.
That's bad.

How come they came out much better than the Aborigines of Australia?

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Ok, maybe they are a bit better than Central Americans. I mainly dealt with the Maori in Auckland which is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

The Maori have a significant rural population. The rural and semi-rural ones are more likely to be based.

MIIIIIIIIIIIIKE WIZOWSKI!!!

Maoris are polynesians; they came millenia later than the Abos, which are their own unique breed of ancient homosapien. They're as related as you are to a nigger. They're much more closely related to native americans.

the ones i know are mental meth heads, never trust them. only white new zealanders can be decent but even then they're pretty fucked in the head

Different races, abos are extremely narrowly adapted to be hunter-gatherers. Very few people are purely either hunter-gatherers or farmers, even the most primitive Africans engaged in some seasonal farming on the side, except hottentotts and pygmies

Australia gets the worst of New Zealand.

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spot on. still wouldn't fuck with one in a fight though. same for Tongans or them polys

Kiwis tend to have an adventurous, "try everything once" attitude.

"Everything" includes meth, crack, smack, jimson weed, bath salts...

White Kiwis are like this too

Aborigines arent genetically related at all. Maori are a pacific islander race with roots in China. Out of all pacific peoples they probably are the smartest because of New Zealand winters. I had a lot of maori friends growing up they were very chill but now I think welfare ruined their culture.

Kek I fucking forgot about that vidya , to comment on your question
Abos were lean way back when , eating mostly bush tucker, foraging berries and yams from ground ect , they roamed and control burnt the landscape to rejuvenate the bush , many native plants and tree here need fire to produce seed ect , also loads the soil with potash for flowering ect
But yeah
Tinnies of vb and McDonald's make isolated genetics like abos super fat kek who would have thought it

Diet and family orientation amongst kiwi families
Very family oriented and any gathering is always overcatered and eating becomes a way of bringing the unit together

I also believe kiwis and islanders in general are larger and more staunch due to there island phenotype
Not quite sure what our abos have happening

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the islands are more tropical, while australia is just fucking hot

like >382757569 said, more comparable to Middle South America

You can easily kill them with guns.

Neat fact: aborigines have the highest spacial iq in the world. This is how they do this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walkabout

Fucked a Maori chick once. Shit was so cash. She was constantly screaming for maor.

I visited NZ before rona and they were cool. They have some drug/alcohol issues in their communities from what I saw on the news, but who doesnt nowadays? Anyhow, all the ones I met were very laid back and friendly. I'd exchange them for American minorities in a heartbeat.