OHH WAAAGIE
Don't let your Microsoft ® Teams Status™ turn yellow, otherwise we'll know you took an unapproved break greater than 10 minutes in length!
OHH WAAAGIE
Jaxson Lewis
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Ryan Ramirez
NEETs are only capable of getting jobs that would do this so it makes sense you think it matters to the rest of us.
Good luck at the job fair Pablo, I'm sure your outbound sales job won't fire you after a month of you crying twice a day.
Adrian Howard
plebs not using hardware/software mouse movers.
Hunter Clark
Mason Green
set mine to dnd all shift
Blake Allen
Wtf, people actually set their statuses?
Kayden Gray
take laser mouse, place the lens under a mechanical watch > always be online in any program checking input
same could be automated periodically with software simulating keystrokes and more but that requires installation
not that i need it
Xavier Thomas
>my job requires gps tracking app for drive time and wages
>download spoof gps, developer build (press 8 times)
>get paid for 10 hours and drive time for only 4 hours work
going on a year now. feels good
Jeremiah Scott
This is how Cognizant is run.
Tyler Jones
imagine not using a macro to move it automatically
Ryan Taylor
Download this autohotkey.com
Create this script
loop
{
sendinput {space}
sleep, 120000
}
return
esc::
exitapp
return
You're welcome
William Taylor
Fucking based. I have to check in every 30 minutes, but no longer. Thanks user!
Luke Phillips
Mouse mover
You are welcome
Lincoln Hill
I made $150k last year.
Just got put in for another promotion.
Haven't been to the office in weeks.
Been shitposting and day trading all day. Maybe an hour worth of real work.
Hey at least it's Friday, NEETs. One day a week you save up enough to eat Subway instead of something out of a can.
Brody King
>caring about it being yellow
I take naps and go shopping while "working" and i dont give two shits about it turning yellow
Bentley Bell
Don’t use teams but this is why always set the status to available (or unavailable/busy to keep project managers away). Otherwise douchebag manlet manager will falsely accuse you of leaving early.
Jason Ross
Noah Collins
do you even need hardware to do this? wouldn't a macro work just as well?
Andrew Clark
This
I went two years before they cracked down on me. By then I had another job that I actually like
Asher Bennett
See me post
Mason Sanders
I ran a script that kept moving my mouse every random periods of time, and I further developed it to learn from me when I was actually working and correspontly open and close tabs in an adequate time to simulate me working
then I quit
Jeremiah Moore
I just woke up from an hour 30 minute long nap/jack off session. I'm going to spend the rest of today listening to American Renaissance while I skim over some PRs.
Noah Davis
I have a old wired 360 controller that has drift on one of the sticks. As long as I have it plugged in, it is considered an active input by teams.
Kevin James
My employer doesnt give us admin rights. And they scan the computer for software.trust me you want a hardware mouse mover that can run for a full day. I'm at the gym now and not at my desk. Fuck work.
Thomas Gomez
Balance something on the insert key, and click your mouse on a blank space of your desktop. It will stay green forever