I Hate Being Circumcised

I hate that my normie retard parents cut me and my brothers at birth.
>hurr durr break the cycle
Yeah, no fucking shit. I'd never wish this evil on another man, not even a Jew.

I don't care about my kids penis. The best thing I can do to their penis is leave it the fuck alone, unlike my retarded parents.

I care about my penis. I wanna grab my foreskin and slide it up and down my moist glans. I want some slut to hop ontop of me and slowly roll back my foreskin with her wet pussy, as G-Spot slowly presses against my frenulum. I want to my foreskin to slide up and down my own shaft with every stroke. While her tight pussy grips my outer skin, my inner skin keeps sliding, keeping the beautiful movement alive with no friction.
A gorgeous biological wonder designed solely for the perfect, loving union between a man and woman. I want to experience sex and orgasms as God intended.

Instead I have a scarred, unfeeling flesh dildo in my pants. I get more pleasure from eating a girl out than I do from sex, and I'm not even kidding. Blowjobs? Only good for the spit lube it leaves on my dick.

I asked my mom why she did this to me, and she said,
>I knew an old man who became paralyzed before he died, and he got an infection in his foreskin because he could no longer clean his dick

Why should I not rope?

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Sue them and the hospital

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you could do foreskin restoration. it would at least be an improvement.

Every day I wake up, I feel hollow.

Life’s greatest pleasure was stolen from me the day I was born.
The urge to reproduce is the most instinctive biological programming in a mammal. Sex is literally the meaning of life, and anyone who disagrees is coping.

Why go on?

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These dicklet threads are pathetic. If you're mad over being cut its because you have a babydick

>Sex is literally the meaning of life
i am uncut but if i want to have sex i have to pay for it. i never have sex. my uncut dick just sits in my pants making me horny and frustrated all the time.

>Sex is literally the meaning of life
This is quite possibly the saddest thing I've ever read on here, and that's saying something. You sound like an animal or a jogger (same thing, I know). I cannot even imagine the horror of your mind.

I'm cut and bjs still feel awesome. better than having no dick

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>slowly roll back my foreskin
I'm always confused about this part, because I was never circumcised, and my foreskin never actually envelops the entire head. I can roll it up that way, but most of the time the head is just naturally exposed. Are burger dicks just different in the first place?

I wish I was circumcised
I have to pay 300$ to a fucking fag doc to do it

Been thinking about getting it. Im tired of sensitive pp. Cum after 1 minut of sex is boring

you are either being disingenuous or you are out of touch. probably you are just as obsessed with sex as anyone but you are either
>coping that it is not that great
>or you currently have access to pussy
>or you are a low t fag
i don't understand how you can be posting here and not know about the phenomenon where men become depressed and sex-obsessed when they don't have access to pussy. the majority of men nowadays are subjected to celibacy the way that only monks were in the past. but unlike a monastery our modern world is full of half-naked women literally taunting and teasing these horny, depressed, sexually frustrated men. if you don't understand and agree with what i am writing then you are a simp and you need to fuck off out of here.

Uncut here
>out with friends 2 days ago
>crush is extra nice and flirty
>few beers we dance, she grabs me through pants
>sneak off and into my car
>kissing, taking off clothes, this is it
>cock flops out, she screams and runs out of the parking lot
>humiliated, finish myself off using oily dried piss, smegma and precum onto her scrunchie that she left
How do we even compete Any Forumsros

Boomers failed their children on every level.
Including the seemingly obvious don't cut parts off of your baby test.

I think women just love a sliding circumcised cock more. Can u blame em?

I used to be angrier and more annoyed by it, especially given that mine is botched, but I think I was most bothered because I was valuing degeneracy and sex way too much. All you can do you can do is accept it, and not do it to your kids, and maybe try to get others not to do it, harping on it will only make you feel like shit and be a bitter, negative person.

Fully intact and hate bjs. It feels like nothing unless you’re violently raping their face like a fleshlight which they get pissy about

I can hide a box of snus in my foreskin. Guess we're all a bit different.

Have a son and break the (((tradition))). That's all you can do at this point.
>I can't feel my dick
Stop masturbating and watching porn 3 times per day.

You get married. Wash up before sex.
Like a functional human being.

>I Hate Being Circumcised
Sorry about your dick bro, you were mutilated as a child and that's horrific. I hope you're well adjusted and your life is full of amazing adventures.

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Reminder that any woman who has a cut/uncut preference is a hopeless slut.

>my uncut dick just sits in my pants making me horny and frustrated all the time
Fuck you retard.

At least you can beat off with your real dick.
At least you can experience a real orgasm.

I’d rather be an uncut incel than a circumcised Chad. Anyone who disagrees doesn’t even understand male anatomy.
You can’t even comprehend how much your missing. It’s like gauging your eyes out, and then claiming you can see because there’s still a little sliver of light that’s still making it to the retinal nerve.

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