Aussie lies

I don't know what I hate more, sportsball or Aussies who pretend to have morals.

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Am I retarded because I don't understand?

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No, because that would make both of us retarded, and I'm definitely not retarded

another non-retard here. it is the words on the screen that are wrong.

What the fuck is a cheat sheet for soccer?

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What? Is it like the Konami code? Is he going to throw matches?

I'd also like to know, what the fuck? Any soccer fags can clue me in?

Yeah this makes zero sense to me.

>Socceroos
Do Aussies really?

Cheat sheet would be what players typically kick where on penalty shoot outs. The Peru goalkeeper intercepted first Aussie penalty shootout and none after his homework was thrown into the crowd.

Yep. Their rugby team is The Wallabies.

country of FAGGOTS

The goalkeeper had a “cheat sheet” written on the bottle that listed the Aussie team players and how they preferred to take penalty shots

lol why couldnt he just memorise that, are peruvians really that retarded?

Is that seriously it? Retard for not just memorizing it, but at the end of the day, why does anyone give a fuck?

>What the fuck is a cheat sheet for soccer?
this apparently. fagball is just as gay as handegg
>Peru stopper Pedro Gallese had a 'cheat sheet' attached to his water bottle telling him where each Australian penalty taker intended to place their spot-kicks.

>intended to
Do they have to file a letter of intent with the home office or some shit? Would they get a poor quarterly review if they saw the net obstructor was leaning a bit to the right, and opted to make a spot call to kick left instead? This really seems like a vulnerability that would take more work to implement than to just let the adult sissies play the "American kids' first team sport, and generally only sport an American girl will play before realizing she can get everything she wants by simply squeezing her tits together".

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Prob some sports ball drama

How to soccer
Step 1: Slap dat hoe.
There is no step 2.

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Some cunt probably watched old games, and documented where most players tend to kick the ball in a penalty situation.