AusPol / madmax

Some motherfucker in Hurstville Westfield pop'd open my petrol tank and siphoned out my petrol and I JUST filled it up yesterday.

What's for din dins lads?

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hook the 12V battery up to the tank lid cover for maximum lulz

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The petty wars have begun. Not sure about dinner, probably just a smoothie

Good LORD
she hit the wall at mach 2
NGL, I had a crush on her for a while even if I hated her politics
WHEW! Dodged that bullet

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this makes really cool crystals

Thats a man

I just had KFC, one piece of hot and spicy chicken was as big as a dinner plate, I estimate the bird must have been 4 feet tall.

they really aren't birds anymore at this point

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yeah I had to buy a locking gas cap

i have an older car and woke up to the gas tank lid popped open but i had such little gas in the car they couldnt take anything

i just joined this thread. i don't know what the discussion is about. i spotted your post thanks to posting a pic but in response to your post, 4 feet sounds ridiculous. it sounds KFO (kentucky fried ostrage) is a better suited name.

Post proofs of theft, surely they left some marks on the old girl

I had homemade Philly cheese steaks using shabu shabu from my local chink grocer with my family of five, gems, onion rings and a couple pickles

This piece of shit helped destroy universities.

Mmmmm

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Knocks on your door

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This is what you wanted. Happenings and apocalyptic shit and civil wars. Bask in its glory. This isn’t even the start. It’s the pre-trigger

I had a plushie of hers I fished out of a skill tester back in 2015, my wife hid it on me when I told her I was musing with the idea of retroactively fitting a clapped out roastie fleshlight

Make it two smoothies
And beer

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Checked, sounds good user, based and family pilled

what are you a fucking retard? do australians not have locking gas caps?

Thanks user, once upon a time it was normal ;_;7

Only america north and south needed them in the past.

I had eljanas chicken burger with spicy Mayo
I support Lebanese business because suni Islam 2050 and all that bullshit plus it's a pretty good burger

He's just making up porkies so his mum doesn't bash him for losing 80$ on the pokes before coming home from work