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Am I in another timeline? This is hilarious.
Canada and Norway fought for 50 years over a rock
Chase Nelson
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Anthony Cooper
ETERNAL KING OF THE HILL
Christopher Smith
If they had any balls they'd leave a mine.
Noah Young
>two nations have friendly banter and send soldiers to get drunk for an afternoon every year
>yankee only thinks to kill
This is why you get called a golem.
Nolan Jenkins
This is fun. Hope it continues
Liam Ramirez
god that would be the funniest, petty insane escalation in history
>joke over "contested island for years
>leave each other booze and shut
>one year you go back, under your bottle of schnapps is an AP grenade rigged to blow
>kills a squad of your boys and maims a few more
unironically how would/could Canada react
Truddy would lose his mind
Xavier Thompson
They just agreed to 'rule' over that island as a codominion...really only to allow Denmakr some diplomatic weight when dealing with the US concerning anotehr island.
So really, a lost all around.
Adrian Watson
Rightful Canadian clay.
Tyler Hill
And yet the treacherous leaf helps the yankee fuck steal BCs northern coastline.
The Russians were never on the mainland of the so called panhandle.
This is why confederation needs to break up. Stupid eastern fags will piss away money on shit like this but sell out the provinces they rule over.
Jonathan Richardson
no such thing.
All canadian clay belongs to the crown and therefore the United Kingdom, and since the chad USA cucked the UK, all Canadian clay rightfully belongs to the US.
Caleb Morgan
Camden Bennett
How will you defend it without any guns?
Connor Harris
Land doesn't work like wands in Harry Potter, zoomie.
Gabriel Myers
It's all settled now. Canada owns half, while Denmark owns the other half.
Jacob Gutierrez
Brilliant solution, Newman.
Camden Hernandez
It would be more civil to leave a stash of weed and message saying "Stoned again!"
Eli Butler
how far down dose this rock go?
Nolan Bennett
finger guns pew pew pew
Ryan Phillips
Go fuck yourself, MIGAtard.
Hunter White
Alright lads, I’m thinking me and a couple of anons should sail up there in my yacht and claim it for the usa, camp out there until either navy shows up and defend our island. Who’s in?
Owen Bennett
It's the most polite territorial dispute in existence.
Brody Barnes
say that to my face faggot boomer i’ll crush your skull like a soda can
Sebastian Murphy
All Canadians are pussies
Jayden Flores
Well, there was this one time...
"In one particularly cruel episode, Canadians even exploited the trust of Germans who had apparently become accustomed to fraternizing with allied units. Lieutenant Louis Keene described the practice of lobbing tins of corned beef into a neighbouring German trench. When the Canadians started hearing happy shouts of “More! Give us more!” they then let loose with an armload of grenades."
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Jose Sanchez
Golem
Jordan King
Canadians and Danes can't suffer
Julian Baker
We suck the cocks of our enemies, and we KEEP sucking, causing our opponet to convulse and fatigue themselves, after which we roll them into the water...
simple as
Jackson Cox
That's why those countries are pussies, if that land was in the Balkans, 100,000 people would have died in battle there already.
John Diaz
suck my nutsack you feeble boomer bitch
Levi Williams
top fucking kek so you're saying that they only time they went crazy was to fight nazis, fucking hell man
Joshua Ross
>Nazis
American education baka
Gavin Brooks
The rock must go to the nation that is less chinked.
Denmark it is
Benjamin Cook
this is what happens when you let two faggot countries fight over a rock. canada is too busy being a snowflake to do anything and denmark is just a bunch of inbreds.
Josiah Sanchez
ah i just saw the date but those soldiers would've probably re-enlisted as nazis after weimar anyways
Lincoln Hernandez
>nigger mutt can't read
Many such cases.
Lucas Davis
i'm high from the good weed here but you mutts wouldn't know anything about that
Aiden Martin
To be fair though, that do be a pretty epic rock
Dominic Morgan
and thats a good thing
Leo Nguyen
This fucking petty "tee hee" bullshit is retarded and why no one takes you seriously as a country you moosefucking faggot. Take the fucking rock or don't.
Gabriel Myers
It's a cool-looking rock. I'd fight over it too. When you break it down, all conflicts originally begin over who can own specific rocks.
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