I've come to make an announcement, Xi a bitch-ass motherfucker. He deleted my funposts.That's right, he took his yellow fucking quilly fingers out and deleted my funposts like the nigger he is, and he said his dick was t h i s b i g, and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on Any Forums.com, Xi you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller.
You know what the funny thing is about Xi Jingping looking like Winnie The Pooh? I mean besides people allowing him to enslave them? It’s how poorly he pulls that look off. Winnie The Pooh is literally the Platonic ideal of a cartoon bear.
For those of who unfamiliar with that term, I’ll make it simple: somewhere in a dimension inaccessible to us there is a cartoon bear that looks as perfect as a cartoon bear can (among infinite other idealized forms of everything you can imagine). Winnie The Pooh is as close to being identical to this image as it is possible to be, therefore making him a very handsome and good looking bear. The thing about this is is that there is no transitory beauty here, like how a pretty parrot is not a pretty horse. So Xi not only fails at being a good looking human, he looks like a bear that wears no pants. I’d advise suicide for anyone being ruled by him.
