>cdc.gov
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHASDHSFHDHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
CDC SUGGESTS HAVING SEX 6 FEET APART FOR MONKEY POX
Dylan Gutierrez
Evan Morgan
white only problems
Jason Morris
wait, the social distance larp has returned?
Evan Peterson
Following rules and laws?
yes you'd be correct meme flaggot
Angel Ortiz
* Homo problems
David Jones
Luis Morales
How DARE they suggest that monkeypox is a gay disease with these advisories! I am literally shaking right now. On a scale of 1 to even I just cant. This is worse than the AIDS outbreak, objective truth has no place in a rational society!
Blake Rogers
>are your swimmers monkey pox infected user?
Jordan Young
They should just say "stop being faggots"
Easton Rodriguez
>Following rules and laws?
>yes you'd be correct meme flaggot
Jason Gomez
bad bait here's a (you) since your father didn't give you attention in the first place
Justin Bennett
It'd be a lot simpler to simply tell them to stop being disgusting faggots having sex with five different guys a day.
Eli Harris
You might as well ask the left to stop dilating.
Evan Hernandez
why does this movie keep coming true?
Xavier Flores
if you have monkey pox, you don't need to stop fucking assholes, just cover your sores! I'm sure it will be fine, idk.
you can trust us though, were the cdc!
Nicholas Hughes
to stop the spread, faggots should be having sex 6 feet under
Ian Jones
Matthew Cox
also I cannot believe "fetish gear" is on a government website
Jace Jackson
Men fucking men asshole is the most sacred human right.
Zachary Howard
It's 2022 !
Nathan Jenkins
you vill fuck in ze pod
Carson Bennett
current year + 7, how could I forget
Gavin Ortiz
>you will have virtual zex
>you will mazterbate 6 feet apart
>you will have untreated open zores
Carson Wilson
Grayson Ortiz
first thing I thought of
Cameron Nelson
SIGA bro's, we are gonna make it