How fucked are the vanlife faggots now that gas is $9/gallon

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not fucked enough, these fucking biden voters deserve to be paying at least $800 a pump

It's gonna be mad max now, raider parties operating from vans scavenging gas

Just park it somewhere? Even if it costs you $300 to relocate for the winter or summer, you'll still save on costs overall unless you're retarded or using propane for all your needs.

Nobody voted for Biden

van life is a meme, IF you can find long term parking you will end up paying as much as an apartment

Well now it's trailer life. Chiqita over there is gonna have to quite coke so she's gonna gain couple hundred pounds

They must be so fucking miserable in that tiny thing.
Basically homeless tier

How often does Walmart tow? Every time I go there, I see RVs and vans.

Not using gas sitting in your van now are you? They’re not commuting.

But they look so happy

Jews have been meming (((alternatives))) to owning a home so millennials who can't afford 150 sq m $500,000 houses wouldn't storm Blackstone and murder them for torching this country's future forever

>that tiny thing

Literally bigger than an apartment in NYC.

Can't park in the same spot anywhere forever

81 million did Chud

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That would be $1200/month illegal basement apartment in NYC

81 million what?

>gas apps
>fuel points cards
lmao you are going to turn into homeless people who park their camper and stay for weeks at a time until they get chased away.

The woman looks more than ready to abandon the failed beta.

>Le housing costs are too high
>Le cuck van lyfe
>Gas $7 and you get Hot AF in your metal box, no AC
What little money they had, they spent it on a meme. Have even less now.

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holy shit, living in a van, with more than just yourself? WTF

>trusted jews
>got jewed again

Many such cases!

You'd have to be stupid to pay that much for gas. It's much cheaper everywhere else.

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and the re-sale price for that van is now in the toilet

That's just an optical illusion. Black people love living in their cars.. She's just mad 'cause dey out of lobsta

doubt

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Who would have expected hebrew propaganda would harm someone. Such a trustworthy honest people.

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They actually the smartest people in the world

And I’m quite jealous I don’t own/can’t afford a van , I am 32 years old and never owned a vehicle

If anyone wants to give me 3-4k for a used van so I can retire now
Let me know

Pic related
Help a white wagie live a stress free life in a van and know you saved a guys life from stress and owning a Jewish home

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They leave the van parked at a Walmart parking lot and ride around town on $800 electric mountain bikes.

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only if you're there long enough
just drive 5 minutes to a different giant parking lot each day
i mean, ideally you wouldn't want to sleep in front of an american strip mall for safety reasons, but its an option

Not really, tint those windows and you can sell it to almost any pedophile.

you dont need to move the van, park that shit down by the river

>Spend 35k for van
>Sell for 5200
Profit

He didn't say people

Slab City about to get a lot more residents

that looks like a converted bus though

>park in the woods
>instant 40 acre yard
why do you need so much room in your home?
you dont sit inside all day, right?
my home is basically just a kitchen and bedroom that i use in between time outside
if I'm in there long enough to feel bored, that's my own problem and its a problem that i should force myself through, rather than just finding ways to waste my day inside without feeling like shit

>How often does Walmart tow
My Wal-Shart doesn’t fuck around anymore because of all the 1980s campers and RV that would park there. It looked like a mini shanty town and they would dump their black tanks (shit water) right before they left too.

I live near the beach around a bunch of these fools. They move it to the next block once a week. It’s a shit existence but can be done

…dump the shit water on the concrete parking lot

If you can't even scrounge up 3k you won't be able to make that lifestyle work. Fixing cars isn't exactly idiotproof, if you had one before you'd know how much a pain in the ass it is to fix something like drum brakes.