>Elon Musk, who has been chasing headlines with his pro Republican support, has a much darker history that we have officially found out today.
>Musk's old forum posts under the username "FlangerUranium" have been leaked and the posts are shocking. Many of Musk's posts are sympathetic towards the actions of the Nazis, even advocating their actions.
>"Maybe the nazis weren't so bad when they have idiots like you posting to this board..."
>One of the posts read. Another read "There was this dude he hung out with in Cky called "Mike Vallely", and he was the douchiest blowhard I've ever seen.
>He was a 5'8" balding manlet who looked like he hit the gym maybe twice a week to do only chest and arms, and he would get super aggro over nothing in order to look like the "tough one" of the crew; which isn't really much of an accomplishment, because the bar isn't set very high in the first place. His accomplishments included scattering 4 timid teenagers by flailing his arms like a windmill, and shoving a middle-aged mall cop away while the security guard was just trying to do his job.
>He also had a brief stint as a hockey enforcer, where presumably his appreciation for violence might serve some sort of purpose, but then, to absolutely NO ONE'S surprise, the MOMENT he had to fight someone as strong, or stronger than him, who was equally as fond of violence as he was, he got his shit pushed in regularly. Never won a single fucking hockey fight in his life and was CONSTANTLY getting thrown to the ice.
>The guy was the definition of coked up blowhard.
>Mike Vallely, ladies and gentlemen. A possible contender for "faggiest skater in all of existence". Possibly faggier than even Bam Margera himself.
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>>Mike Vallely, ladies and gentlemen. A possible contender for "faggiest skater in all of existence". Nice. Further proving that "anons" only read the thread title. Ouch.
I honestly think this thread and the meteor one are fooling bot repliers in the threads. The machine can't handle schizoposting merged with Mike Valley-posting.
Jonathan King
>pro nazi posts >Posts say nothing about Nazis Slide thread alert
Adrian Gonzalez
wtf I love elon musk now
Chase Morris
i dont believe you.
All this shit comes out after he goes against the mainstream narative. AKA 99.99% chance this shit is made up
Brody Phillips
Just another fake hit piece to discredit Musk after tweeting he's voting Republican and Red Wave 2022.