Where the king and his kid act like furries and crawl around on all fours and haha funny farting. That part the only thing I could think of is wow the jew is really making it to where even in the white man's own movie there is a minimum quota of humiliation scenes.
I liked this movie I thought it was based except that one part
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Actually as a matter of fact every time I see a movie there is always some real life allegory. I saw bad guys with my mom and the hamster in that movie is literally just jews irl.
don't care
Ok so?
It is essentially Black Panther.
Yea I thought they were gonna kike it at the end but was pleasantly surprised.
you need to start wearing horse blinders you sissy faggot goddamn
This. Stop watching what (((they))) want you to see, even if blonde guy is buff and manly
What why is that?
This movie was 99% unkiked. I was really surprised.
I think it accurately showed European life before the light and truth of Jesus Christ saved and civilized us. Drunk. Stupid. Illiterate. Dancing around trees and fires on drugs. Murdering for fun. Raping. Killing. Just savage and barbaric behavior.
That is what the world is like without Jesus.
gas the jews.
Before some fag Pagan LARP fags show up, let me explain that Teutonic Crusading Christian warriors conquered all of Northern Pagan Europe with relative ease. We were literally illiterate. With no written languages. Ignorant. Savage. Brutal. Uncivilized. Living in stick huts and dancing around fires while worshiping trees.
Praise the Lord for saving and civilizing us.
The boy's feral scene was one of the most important parts of his arc.
The literal genesis event for his journey of triumph.
Why the fuck is Pol such plebs when it comes to the arts?
Fuck sake, start expanding your experiences.
Here's your homework, pleb;
retarded movie, people talk like in the theatre.
has nothing to do with reality
>Praise the Lord for saving and civilizing us.
Sadly, children are now taught that civilizing a people is evil.
You mean Jewsus Christ, he has cucked Europe into being tolerant to everyone
Luckily we have ancient pagan texts preserved and so we know this is not the case.
Kek this shit doesn't work. Put them back in their corner of the world and tell them not to fuck with us.
Christ conquered your lands and then you handed power over to women, which was your ancient pagan way as well. The Romans wrote about this, how women ruled the Scandinavians and took multiple husbands and cucked them. Now you're the same as you ever were. Except your whore women took in niggers to be their husbands. Sad.
my dad watched it, he said it was shit, inam not waisting my time watching it
my dad is based i believe him
I was memeing you retard I know that shit I was just saying it was weird 2 watch.
Wrong. The ancient Germanic pagans were highly monogamous, which Tacitus (a Roman) also confirms.
All you show with these posts is that you hate your ancestors, and think they were worthless compared to a Jewish book and Jewish Messiah. This is the real face of Christianity.
Anya Taylor-Joy make my penis hard all the time.
There were several scenes where I got that "what the fuck is this shit?" look on my face, this being one of them.
The part where he first confronts his mother and it gets all incesty for 3 seconds was weird too.
But the raid scene was fuckin cool enough to carry the entire rest of the movie.
Also the volcano fight.
In addition to this
Anya Taylor-Joy's eyes are almost too far apart and that's the hottest of her aspects.
If they were a hair further apart she would look like a mongoloid
Did you see that part where they accidently caught a coca cola can on screen for 2 seconds?
Amlet Hamlet yadda yadda fart dart shart blart
Yes this too that was very strange and weird to watch
the incest was the best part of the movie
Hey what about you?
Am I the only one who saw the coca cola can?
The volcano scene was fucking bullshit because we were promised by "muh prophecy" that protag will drown his nemesis face down in the river of fucking lava. The fuck was with that bit? Why was it omitted? They just forgot about it lol? Also the Draugur dream/trip fight - it wasn't even real? Cool Conan vibes but meh.
Incest is for incels and queers
Honestly, you fags faun over this movie way too fucking much. It wasn't even that good. Literally a 5/10 movie, maybe a 6/10.
The movie keeps you engaged as a viewer and honestly I don't remember a part where I got bored, but that wolf boy scene felt awkward to watch. It's not a movie i'd watch again either.
No I didn't see it lol
I like to think the draugr fight was him planning for that shit in case it happened but it didn't.
Christ is King, cope, seethe and dial 8. If you're a superficial dumb retard unable to comprehend reality beyond shallow """racial""" terminology and looks at everything through that lense where it totally doesn't apply, then pagan bullshit is 100% for you - go larp as a furry and roll in your own dung.
Dragur fight was awesome you hush who cares if it was real. Her being a valkyrie didn't necessarily happen either but that was cool too.
I was disappointed we didn't see drowning by lava. And even more disappointed we didn't get to see his uncle wear that awesome helmet again.
I really liked the mound-fight, probably my favourite scene, particularly because dream-sequences like that are common in the Sagas, it just felt very genuine.