>Be me
>Never killed a spooder in my life
>Keep windows open at night in summer
>Over 20 cobwebs surrounding my window and my room
>friendly spooders feasting on mosquitos
>Never killed a spooder in my life
Take the spooder pill, user.
Take the spooder pill
Interesting, the tradition that you can't kill a bug or a spider comes from Islam, go back to Africa Muhammad
spiders are friends.
I just spoodered on your mom.
/thread
>Make a thread about being friendly to spiders
>Any Forums turns it into hate to mudslimes
>tfw
>A spider is told to have saved Muhammad and Abu Bakr by spinning a web over the entrance of the cave in which they hid. Because of the spider web, their persecutors thought the cave must be empty; otherwise, there would not have been a web. Therefore, Muslims consider killing spiders ('ankabūt) a sin
Death to the dogs, deus vult
Lmao thats blatantly stolen from the new Testament
Mary and baby jesus hid in a cave and the Lord ordered a spider to draw its web upon the entrance.
Perhaps you will call me a pagan and call upon the story of Freyia turning a female human who was knitting better than she did into a spider, condemning her into weaving threads until the end of her life ?
Nothing to do with religion, i just like spooders, and heate being bit by mosquitoes.
and killing everything that spooks you is a nigger tradition, why don't YOU go back to africa
>don't want your food
>only attack if you accidentally sit on them
>they keep to their
>eat the other bugs
>being this new
Based
>t.
>LET ME IN YOU NIGGERS IT'S A HEATWAVE
Go be a sandnigger somewhere else, please.
that was defintely arachne via athena
hellenic won this round losers
>eat the bugs goy
>yes Master
Why am I supposed to like these faggot globohomo embracers?
Interesting idea I hate mosquitoes and flies.
Final Redpill, there is only Greek myth, everything else is localized fanfiction.
Fuckin beat me to it!
OP is arachnoposting like an 8-legged faggot
NO FUCK YOU RENT SMOOCHIN LIBROL MILINAL SPEDERS HOW BOUT YOU WERK FER A LIVEN YA DAM FOOL
You guys ready for spiderpox 2023?
Legends and Folkore share sometimes the same story from one continent to another.
whats a spooder? is that brotish slang?
I had ants in my basement at one point and there was a little cellar spider that had a pile of corpses underneath its web. He was the best.
I just blasted a spider off my wall with my bug-a-salt for no reason. I just like shooting bugs with a salt shotgun
>bite me in my sleep
>leave filthy webs everywhere
>jump and scare me
Spoodera are scary user…