Lol

Blah blah blah

words...

if this did happen, the guy was probably thinking
>wtf i havent even taken used the bathroom yet i dont even have tp here wtf inconsiderate bitch i just got this place

That stupid bitch should’ve just drip dried

>forgot women have to wipe after pissing
What am I reading?

It’s nice to wipe after peeing but it is in no way necessary

the girl was a tranny.

Mental illness

NGL I legit know dudes like this. They have this weird, angelic, and perfectionist view of women to the point they forget they are human with human needs or understand anything about female anatomy.

Yes, women have to wipe after pissing

imagine pooping in a new house

wipe what lol?

how did I not know this..

Women don't poop. Imagine if you grew up with every women you full well know that they poop but the problem is when you meet a stranger woman your brain wants to pretend that she doesn't poop so you find her "attractive", that's why most marriages fail when the man finds out the woman poops, they get divorce.

Typical of women

They set foot on a nice place, immediately they have the uncontrollable urge to shit all over it

Who the fuck goes to a persons house they just bought to take a shit?
Maybe don’t eat or drink so fucking dumb bitch it’s fucking rude and inconsiderate. It’s not your 8 hour job it’s fucking 2 hours at most. What a bitch to be honest even if the guy is dumb. I would have told her to go take a shit somewhere else not here. Imagine too you smell girl piss, blood, and shit when you just got the fucking house.
>I need to peeeeeee
Outside and stop announcing to the world all the time you have to peeeeeee it’s not cute or quirky

Wipe after pissing? Why?

Nice haiku

If that's real, she got mogged so hard

Have you ever held hands with anyone

i did not realize that was something they /had/ to do
that's kinda gay, ngli

>after a few drinks I have to peeee
>takes 2 shits and pisses all over the brand new toilet

Wipe with anything, TP, poison ivy
I wasn't even shocked when it was mentioned to me. It just makes sense if you had to pee between your butt cheeks.
Personally, it's what adds to the allure of used woman's panties.

Their cunt. Do you not know where their urethra is?

>Who the fuck goes to a persons house they just bought to take a shit?
She even directly stated in the post it was to take a piss and that because he has zero understanding of how women work he assumed shit rather than piss.

Yes and not a virgin I just hate how women think
Alcohol makes you pee more but I’m choosing my house over you dumb woman I didn’t work 8 hours a fucking day to please some whore that’s easily replaceable

see you get it. its not even that she had to take a shit. she prolly got to this new empty place and instantly wanted to use the bathroom and asked about tp and killed his whole vibe and she framed it like this on purpose. also its fake and gay.

I take all my shits at other people's (male) houses. Only pee at home. Stay mad testiculoid.

>doesn’t know that women take shits when they pee just like men do the probability it higher because she’s sitting down
Kys

user, women don't piss all over the bowl. I think your girlfriend has a dick.

I was at a girls place I had a crush on and went to use her bathroom. There was the biggest fucking turd I have ever seen just floating in the water. Immediately left. I still ended up fucking her a while later. I couldn't get the thought out of my head while I was fucking her.

That’s because you’re a virgin named Stoney

have you ever seen a vagina?
They don't have a hose to aim like we do, and they got meat flaps covering up their pee hole, it sprays everywhere all over their pussy
You want a girl who wipes after peeing.

Imagine peeing between your butt cheeks. Same thing.

LMAO this nigga nutted thinking about Mr. Hanky

>user, women don't piss all over the bowl. I think your girlfriend has a dick.
Women hover piss at any toilet that isn't their home

Omg but they sit down right? Meaning the probability of them shitting is too

But it sounds like science. Reddit mongrels love that stuff

> guy in a massive welfare state psuedo-socialist export economy hates "freedumbs"

freezepeach is the best nigger, take your 55.90% indentured servant tax rate and fuck yourself

yes they do women in heels squat on top of the toilet and piss and shit all over it. have you ever been in a womans public restroom?

No I don't!

And that still is directly Into the bowl. Just because your girlfriend d has a dick doesn't mean all women do.

Not true infact and if she say things like
“I have to peee” rather than “I have to use the restroom” the chances are she will fuck the toilet.
Especially when sitting down

>Any Forums is so retarded that a large quantity of them just learned for the first time that women need to wipe after they piss

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here's your (you)

Imagine buying your first house and less than an hour later some roastie wants to shit in your bathroom before you do

STOP TALKING ABOUT DICK FAGGOT

Yes, they're disgusting because women are disgusting. But it has nothing to do with hover shitting specifically.

>You want a girl

Hard pass on the bussy

I care more about my toilet than getting laid with some bitch.
Fuck them.
God I love my life

I'm 30 and never had a gf.