ASS LIKE A 10 YO BOY

IMAGINE

Agreed.
'She' looks like Bruce Willis with tits.

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Omg this, wtf?! Bitch has a horse face, a fucking ugly ass horse at that

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

When I was 20 and first saw True Lies in the theater I thought she was an ugly old bag.
But the best part about old women is the older I get, the fewer of them there seem to be.

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Arnold fucked that goblina maid so I doubt your wall of text to be accurate.

>DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT??

If you think James Lee Curtis, Charles TheRon, Nicole KidMan, or any other hollywood actor is hot it's because you're a faggot.

Her ass is fine, she has short hair. That's basically it.

Its an old pastameme.

beat me to it

so you think 10 year boys have fine asses. you fucking faggot?

Why is Any Forums so obsessed with women that look like boys and men that look like girls?

no shit really wow you dont say

She was well cast as a dumpy housewife who can be sorta hot if she makes an effort and it's dark. I thought it was fine. True Lies was weird though, very long and strange pacing. Arnold was a bore. Bruce Paxton saved it.

I’m so glad I not the only one who caught that…
Great movie though, pedos and troons aside

wtf I'm gay now

No it's just a Jew. Jewish women look like men

I like to imagine that Schwartz grabs the hand of the Asian woman rescuing her from the limo, not knowing whether or not it's his wife. Then Jamie dies in the limo instead of the Asian.

Jamie Lee Curtis was born a hermaphrodite. I thought this was common knowledge.

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Fuck it then, I’m gay for that dude’s tits

LUL just rewatched this movie last night. Makes me miss actual stunts and props. Green screen lovers are NPC's

Haven't seen this one in a while