My boomer parents cant financially support me anymore living at their home

What can I do as a late 20s guy to turn my life around? I havent held a job since 2019

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That's a load of shit. They just want you gone. Threaten suicide

Not gonna do that, Its just strange how now all of a sudden the money has dried up for them. I know inflation is bad but damn they are in dire straits. My folks will be working till there dead. I have no property except some clothes and I use their car to go places.

Kill them and take what they are hoarding. It's either that or the government gets it. I suggest gradual food poisoning.

Now or never faggot.

Get a job, also low quality thread. You're lucky there was a pandemic which you can use in your behalf of not having a job since 2019.

Start a service business
It’s pure profits

Its not that simple man just to get a job. the economy is terrible and all that I could probably get is shartmart which is worse than fast food. I cant live on that kind of a salary. Seems like il be homeless if I cant stay with them.

Factory work is always in demand

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tell them you need to fight the good fight for white race and they need to support you.

Im not opposed to factory work but this nation isnt an industrial based economy anymore. The midwest might still have that kind of work.

He ok? i think an advil would help

Or you know, he could just do what every normie does and say he worked for uber or something.
I have a "team" under a MLM company selling some bullshit I don't even know anything about. So I'm a "manager in sales"
Learning to pad your resume with bullshit is something you should've gotten the gist of in High School when it came time to apply for college. Everyone and their brother signs up for some extracurriculars for that reason.

is he ok

If you live in a nigger-free area with next to no homelessness or crime, then being a security guard can be quite comfy. I get to just play vidya and watch series I like all night, something I'd be doing at home anyway.

>What can I do as a late 20s guy to turn my life around? I havent held a job since 2019
thank god for inheritance.
i invested it a while ago
the dividends support me at home.

Get a job nonce, big issue always looking for sellers.

Go on indeed and search WTF for work from home customer service. Get a job at Amazon. Regular wagie jobs all pay at least 15 an hour now

Perhaps that was my mistake, I never got into extra ciriculars in HS. I did my work and went home and played Halo 2.

>WTF for work from home customer service.
That doesnt sound that bad actually can i decide the hours?

>Perhaps that was my mistake, I never got into extra ciriculars in HS
Neither did I, but that doesn't matter since you're not a teenager trying to get into a "fun" college. Seriously, you can probably find some excuse to lie and say you've been working since 2019, and sometimes it looks even better than having a low tier wagie job.
I'd suggest looking into IT, specifically level 1 helpdesk. Pay is shit, but they'll usually hire you without any certifications.

Dont you have to be really good at math to do IT. I sucked at it in school.

you need to find a source of income, if you're late twenties, you probably know a lot about electronics and that kind of thing, start reselling stuff you know about (so you can easily spot deals). Buy at garage sales, facebook marketplace/offer up, and thrift stores (last resort). List your items on eBay (best), facebook marketplace with shipping (nearly as good), or any other e-commerce sites (amazon, posh, etc).
Invest all your profits into purchasing more and more inventory.
Watch YouTube videos about reselling to learn BOLOs (be on the look out), these are items worth a lot. There are lots of segements of the market that people are extremely ignorant and you can find $50-$100 items easily in most thrift stores (printers, coats, sports equipment, books, kitchen gadgets).
You can easily make $10k a month (in gross sales so this doesn't take into account shipping costs, inventory costs, etc) by only working 3-5 hours a day. If you work 8-12 hours a day, you can make $200k a year easily.
The trick to making sales is LISTING every day. List a dollar amount worth of stuff, pick a dollar amount that is what you want to make in a day, I list $500 a day every day. Over time you will SELL $500 every day.
If you inventory overwhelms your living area, get a storage unit ($200 a month).

You can buy a cheap (non working) RV for

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Warehouses are always hiring and will get you in shape depending on the job they give you.

oh I forgot, buy the RV close to where you find a spot of land and have the RV towed to where you're going to live ($300). Make sure all the appliances in the RV work, make sure the plumbing works (although you will have to learn how to repair and maintain everything).

fake something to get on neetbux

Just swing from bullshit remote job to remote job till you get fired and pay your parents rent.

I'll pay you a hundred bucks for a blowjob

I got thrown out out my parents. Now im homeless. Mving to arizona this winter. IDKWTFTD.

Start selling "heroin".

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>low quality thread
It's a low quality board

see the comments linked below, I was homeless too, hard times create strong men
You don't know it now, but you're lucky

He will get through it.

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What a boob. Let me just fuck my whole life up or even die by touching this thing I know can do such.

Like I could just land a remote job. You cant get those with a guy with no skills

Why Arizona? Its packed and its gonna keep getting more and more droughts that will ruin the food and the water is terrible. Why not the midwest?

go to community college then, learn to code it's not that difficult

nigga work for yourself, I showed you the way.
its EASY

I'll let you live at my place for free if you be my sex slave

Based and nightwatchman pilled

Hey man. There are job programs that can get you started. You basically get subsidized by the government to get hired by paying part of your pay. Then you stick to it and put in some time and then boom things open up. Gg ez.

Because the 9th circuit says camping is not a crime.

>IT
>Math
Hahaha hahaha, (inhale) HAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHahhahahahha.

Why not California? We have better nature and better weather

School, loans, fuck chicks and just OD on drugs 4th year

Ok. No problem. Sex is just a function anyway idgaf.

Too cold in california.

Based jap with three digit IQ