In Taiwan and I think I’m gonna die here. But not without a fight, I’m stocking up and building a garden. But I will need to defend myself. What is the best weapon for defending my family?
Do I really become that which I have hated and loathed most in the foreigner in asia community…
Do I take the path of the weeb blade?
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rape whistle to notify a real man to come and save you
an erect BBC
Knife or laser gun
molotovs
Spear is most effective close range because with no training you can fuck people up and keep them from fucking you up. Unless they have guns of course, which they will. Get compound bow and learn to hunt and go Innawoods
You know it’s gonna be an artillery strike that kills you, right?
Your fist.
They can not take away your fist (without taking the whole hand) and you will always have it with you. It can be as quiet as you can be. It can be as deadly as you can make it. Nobody suspects it and it is nearly untraceable if you simply wrap it in some cloth.
It's range is not great and I would not use it for multiple opponents unless you are very good with it.
But as a fat ass larper you are probably too late to actual learn how to use it.
Lock on a couple bootstrings, a hammer, and about a 8 inch knife
This. Duck tape a knoife to a broom handle and you have a weapon you could beat off a bear with.
Just hide in a chip foundry
Safest place on Earth right now
hello Sir,
the libertarian approach is to buy an AK47. An unregistered AK47. (no, not an AR15. Fuck off mutts)
Can an AK47 or any equivalent rifle be bought?
yes!
The only reason I bought one is the fact my government said I couldn't while simultaneously claiming only the government may have guns.
I'm a libertarian, Sir.
Light spear, javelin, or if you need to hide the weapon in plain site baseball bats are kino with a little practice.
Taiwan is just proof of "with mutts, you lose". Fuck that globohomo shithole.
all this mele bullshit is just shit in the end.in a real fight you dont need special training. kick or punch a guy in the nuts, and when he is down, you can stomp his ribs or throat in.eye gouging is also extremely effective.
>taking gun advice from a german
Karambit if you are of Austronesian ancestry.
The best weapon in Peru is friends :^3
Guns are legal in Taiwan. If they don't allow Otakus like you own them then go to a range and pocket some ammo. Get a 3d printer and build an FGC9. Or get some 12 guage and build a pipe shotgun.
I'll always buy the gun which won Afghanistan.
Sling in the hands of a master
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Unironically get a recurve bow with a full quiver of arrows. It cost me $300 to get this but I think it's worth. Also get a machete and several axes and throwing daggers.
Just get a fucking machete. There's a reason you see all those beheadings and gore with them. They're cheap and easy to replace but durable and easy to care for if you want them to last and they're good for camping and wandering the bush
taiwanese best weapon is their stinky garlic breath.
>What is the best weapon for defending my family?
Explosives. Lure invaders into your home if my town is conquered. Then, bury them under the crumbling walls of my home together with yourself.
So where is defence you might ask? Well, you will die quickly. This is the best defense against captivity, which is the worst thing that might happen to you.
> what is the best weapon for defending my family?
other people. see new faces, make new friends. selective interact and become part of a stable community based on shared goals or principles. know the guy that knows that guy that can do bad things for you instead of to you.
slingshot, bow and arrow, machete, angry jewish woman