Exploring our oceans: Dont you fucking do it!

You know how scientists are always clamoring about how we know more about outer space then we do our own oceans?

Maybe there is a fucking reason for that
1. The ocean sucks
2. Who wants to be around some faggy fish
3. Fuck salt

Let me explain to you something Any Forums
We never need to explore our fucking oceans because theres nothing cool down there
So dont you go looking because your going to waste your time my time and humanities time

I dont understand why anyone would wanna go check out that bullshit

If you wanna get the same experience just go to the deepend of the pool or a pond and its the same exact shit just deeper

I repeat there is nothing cool in our unexplored oceans and aint nobody got time to find out

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Excellent observation, the ocean does indeed suck and is full of faggot fish. Durr I got no feet, get over it loser nobody cares that you have a swim bladder that helps you move up and down the water column. Every time I go to the beach I piss in the ocean as much as possible as a sign of disrespect.

the bible says there's a leviathan down there
>In the Old Testament, Leviathan appears in Psalms 74:14 as a multiheaded sea serpent that is killed by God and given as food to the Hebrews in the wilderness.

it's because the high pressure and because nobody gives a fuck about underwater sand + ugly fish

>thinly veiled subnautica thread on Any Forums
... proceed

Stupid ass faggot fish and faggot sharks and faggot lobsters and faggot whales

dolphin mind-waves typed this post

>we know more about outer space then we do our own oceans
because it's a fucking studio you walking brain tumour

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>You know how scientists are always clamoring about how we know more about outer space then we do our own oceans?
>
>Maybe there is a fucking reason for that
>1. The ocean sucks
>2. Who wants to be around some faggy fish
>3. Fuck salt
>
>Let me explain to you something Any Forums
>We never need to explore our fucking oceans because theres nothing cool down there
>So dont you go looking because your going to waste your time my time and humanities time
>
>I dont understand why anyone would wanna go check out that bullshit
>
>If you wanna get the same experience just go to the deepend of the pool or a pond and its the same exact shit just deeper
>
>I repeat there is nothing cool in our unexplored oceans and aint nobody got time to find out

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i've played submautica. that's as close to the ocean as i need to go