Oh hey little sis, come into my room Zealand, take off your shoes and lie on the bed. Do you want a foot rub little sis? How was your day Zealand, have you been a good girl for your big brother Bruce? Ohhh my love, my sweet little sister your feet smell so appetizing..mayhaps i take a closer wiff? hmmm yes delectable, you've been barefoot in the field again sister, perchance tending to the stallions? hmm you will make a man very happy with your homely motherly baring my sweet little Zealand. Come hither my dear kin, let me embrace you and stroke your hair\
>wondering what mallards "as yet unannounced diplomatic posting" will be
Jaxson Martinez
Took you long enough cunts, I don't make the thread for one night and its and hour and a half late
Mason Foster
Is this a natty one where you need to do a lie detector for it?
I want to go for one but I find fake tanning and prancing around on stage repulsive
Kevin Mitchell
It probably won't be somewhere important because they won't want him harming international relations. He won't last because he won't be able to bully people when he's in another country
Jaxson Harris
Pumpkin samosas I made myself, they were yum. Pudding was icing sugar, it was either that or marmalade. Chippy is now Boss of Cops, did I hear that?
yeah he's a sniveling little cunt and I fully expect him to be recalled when he inevitably pisses off the wrong person
Jaxon Watson
Lol fuck the commies. Also had pasta, beans and bacon for dinner. Yo, send a physique pic brother
Joseph Jackson
checked, post anklet
> A supermarket opens where you don't have to pay for food as long as you're a perpetual victim >>Foodstuffs has fitted out the store and fills some of the shelves. So does this mean Pakas and New World are subsiding this?
Wish i had the genetics to put on mass and I tried for a while but I'm a born scrawn. I'll be prancing round the stage in my PJs mate, cutting for a Judo comp, gotta get myself down to 73kgs
Juan Baker
Plain icing sugar? You may have a sugar addiction like I did.
Yeah Chippy is in charge of the cops, they have their own teddy bear mascot now. Whenever a useless cunt is booted he takes it up since he's the only competent person in the party
Mason Clark
He will silently retire. I don't even think he will get those business jobs where they pay him off for tips about upcoming policy since he's so universally hated
Caleb Nguyen
Anyone want to join my gang? It's called "kiwi lads". The pass code when you meet another lad is to say "Kiwi lads rise up". First we will meet up in our respective regions. Then we can organise some funny shit to troll the globohomo regime. We aren't gonna break the law so don't cry and say fed as a cope. Sieg heil the mighty manawatu. Anyone can join if they're a male and hate globo.
Oh and I had sweet potato (yeah I don't say kumura, I'm a white person so that's okay) for dinner. slow baked in oven. Lil butter and salt. 2 types the yellow fleshed purple and a orange soft one. Was very good for something so simple.
Mason Bennett
lmao.
I have a kekapu idea, and I'm not even being ironic, a gang patch
Can you do that ad where the kea rips a car apart but instead it's a kekapu ripping apart britpol and auspol
Ayden Lewis
gang name?
Caleb Stewart
How do we know that you aren't the NZ police?
Adam Rogers
Oh right, we just assumed. I did judo for 3 months, I loved it, I used to practice in my spare time and everything. It was probably the one thing I was good at despite the very short time I did it. But then I absolutely destroyed one of my feet falling off a cliff and can't do break falls so had to give it up kek
Hi lads. Updated pic for the death rates by vaccination for covid in the last month. I've been watching that % rapidly approaching the % of vaccinated people (i.e., vaccines = zero efficacy), just waiting to see if we step into negative efficacy or not.
I call them murry potatoes, someone here was calling them murrys the other day and I think it's funny as fuck
Benjamin Anderson
My grandad in the Hawkes Bay beat the living shit out of a mongrel mob member for acting tough. He grabbed him by the neck and said that he has killed people.
Camden Hughes
Unfortunately the data is so fucked it's unworkable. GIGO. I believe nobody has died of covid in this country, only "with".
Brandon Miller
Apparently most of them are bitch ass faggots, on PD they're known for being fucking useless lazy cunts too. But some of them are hard motherfuckers too, there's no denying that
Haha been keeping my eye on the same stats. Makes me feel very vindicated. Whats even better is thst my brother and his bitch wife who exiled me from the family over Christmas in fear of me somehow infecting their kids both got the coof despite both being triple vaxxed and it sounds like they've passed it on to the kids too. Too bad these cunts have bo self awareness so the irony is gonna be wasted on them.
Jeremiah Allen
i can cut out a png of him when im done with the patch
Levi Peterson
Most of them are druggies who have nothing left in life, there was also the story of when he went to a dojo and threw a black belt across the room then told him that he was full of rubbish.
Blake Edwards
Possibly, but that works too. There's two possible explanations for the numbers being basically the same as the vaccination rate: 1. The number of covid deaths is so low vs. all deaths "with covid" that the 'rona is a big nothingburger whether you're vaccinated or not. 2. The number is really the number of deaths and the vaccine is worthless. Either way it's hilarious.
Anthony King
All good. Yeah, shes a tough sport if your body is messed up in any way at all but everyone in my gym has an injury at one time or another, just got to work around it.
I fucking sucked at Judo for ages, got my ass handed to me for 6 months before I started to click, I loved the challenge. 4 years in now and ready to start competing after a massive bout of injuries
Kayden King
Also if you narrow it down to the last 3 months (subtract the March 16 data set from today's data) the proportion is basically the same as the vaxx proportions I.e 0% efficacy
Carter Howard
It's basically a cumulative total since 2020, you have to do the maths yourself to see period changes (which is what I've been doing). Three weeks ago the numbers were in the 80-85% range. They keep going up.
