>Russian President Vladimir Putin carries a suitcase filled with his own excrement and urine out of fear it might reveal too much information about his health should it fall into the wrong hands, according to reports
PeePee Pootin
Joshua Watson
Parker Collins
poopies
Kayden Howard
This is surprisingly standard for superpower world leaders. I remember reading 20+ YEARS ago that intel agencies/other parties will 100% try to intercept the body waste of a world leader in order to analyze it and glean information about that person's health and diseases or disorders they might have. Including whether they're taking medications (and what those meds are for) or illicit drugs.
Of all the weird things Putin might do, this really isn't all that surprising.
Jordan Clark
hes also a gay shit eating half african micropenis autist with one ball like hitler
Wyatt Morris
I too wish my countrys dictator was paranoid enough to carry her poop around.
That would fill me to the brim with confidence that things are looking good for the countrys future.
Brayden Perez
At least he makes it to the toilet.
Jeremiah Cooper
Fucking insanity. Shitting in a toilet solves any problem with this. This is how you know the news is fake as fuck.
Nicholas Powell
>Russians poop in suitcases
>Americans get entire shopping center to shit in
Daniel Harris
Every US president in living memory has done this. Well not them but the secret service does it. Top level dookie is a highly classified state secret.
>Apparently, the division tasked with protecting the president’s poop – purported to be called “toilet security,” or TOILSEC, by Wayne Madsen – operates to defend against foreign entities examining Trump’s excrement in an effort to determine his eating habits or unreported health conditions.
LOL I don't know why but it makes me so happy to know there is a glownigger out there right now scraping Joe's shit off the bowl. He trained his whole life, thinking he was going to be some operator tier body guard and all he does is wipe Joe's shitcrack every day. Are your parents proud glowie? Fucking faggot.
>HFW he lays a mean joe green
Blake James
>according to reports
Nigga doesn't think we lived through “according to sources familiar with” for the past 6 years
Nathan Anderson
he's paranoid about other nations having his DNA because he thinks they'd want to clone them so they can have their own super smart leader.
He thinks too highly of himself.
Charles Moore
This news is coming out now because? The west wants to shame Putin.
Meanwhile, US has installed a lobotomized senile old brainlet bastard as a President. Good luck Ustards.
Nathan Cox
>carries a suitcase filled with his own excrement
Based.
Noah Flores
obviously they have to infer the reasoning and gear it towards their narrative, but it could just as easily be a case of a guy who doesn't like pooping in foreign places and public toilets.
Dylan Jones
Lmao I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this now. I’m gullible nigga
Owen Rogers
he has cancer
Lucas Bennett
Poop contains a lot of information about your health condition that you don't want your adversary to find out. Many other world powers like the US and China does this as well. Even North Korea's Kim did the same and we already know he is a very ill man.
Charles Allen
In case the suitcase is stolen, there are 5 identical suitcases in 4 of them fake poo
Parker Adams
>retards will believe this
Sad.
Jace Wright
>Designated shitting suitcase
Jack Wood
Do you bros not also bag your brown when out of town?
Thomas Williams
Makes me wonder if Biden actually has a "poop case"
Connor Barnes
It's official. India's closest ally.
Josiah Evans
>NATO found the poop case
Cooper Johnson
((((((((((Experts))))))))))
Noah Long
He is the first president in a long time to stop this practice. Only because he comes equipped with Depends. Some say it was the first job lost when he took over.
Kayden Thomas
kek