Straight pride month

Who else is excited for straight pride month? I cant wait to go out and fuck my wife on a parade float in public.

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Anyone know how to make good costumes? I have an idea but it requires 2 people.

This has potential

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we gave you life so you can suck each other. thank our good selves.

I'm in.

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I cant wait to go to the AR-15 target practice and beer chugging event at the park. I hear there will even be a priest there performing re-baptisms.

how do we meme this into reality?

july is maga month

see you on the 4th, faggots

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Checked. Praise Kek.

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>Without us there would be no you
Not true, see sperm banks.

Shut up faggot.

Straight people are far more necessary to the function of society than gays are. We deserve a month. Change my mind.

I went to Burger King and ordered one of their gay hamburgers. They served me a dirty sausage. Now I have a stomach parasite.

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JULY FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY, and girl.

No monkey pox? Lucky.

The best costume for Straight Pride Month is a family.

Fags have to use science to combine someones sperm and someone elses egg in a petri dish to emulate heterosexual sex.


The 2 "fags" in the relationship cannot combine their own genetics and reproduce.


Fags "children" were always created by heterosexuality.


Fags cannot create but only destroy.

This. Straight Pride Month needs to be the most wholesome celebration imaginable, that way when its attacked by the leftists as being racist and homophobic it will mass redpill straight normies.

Bi people also have kids
Your dad, for example
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My birthday is in August, I'm so down for this...Straight Pride Month!!!!!

Prides are retarded and serve nothing but attention whoring.

Every month be straight pride month wtf you want bitch?

july should be holocaust awareness month.

mostly because 'july' sounds like 'jew lie'.

Shit like straight pride month legitimizes faggotry. Kill yourself you fucking embarrassment

The point is to mass redpill normies to the hypocrisy they have been brainwashed into supporting.