Pandas aren’t real. Nope. >They pee upside down No animal does this >They poop 40 times a day Yeah ok lol >female pandas are only fertile one day out the year WHO BELIEVES THIS SHIT? >They’re carnivores that only eat bamboo No explanation needed carnivores don’t possess the enzymes necessary to break down all the bamboo they consume >We breed pandas here and give them to China as presents even though they’re allegedly native to China >fake panda incidents at different zoos multiple times Sus >Pandas weren’t discovered until 1869 when a skin was found and out in a freak show That’s bizarre. No depictions of pandas in art or writing before them. Big red flag >First actual panda ever seen/shot wasn’t until 1929 Who really believes they’re real at this point >it takes 255 million dollars to keep pandas alive each year Money laundering fight me
I’m more real than pandas I can tell you that much
Brandon Butler
Where are you getting all this panda info? I'm not looking it up, provide it, and maybe I'll be jumping on the fake panda revolution
Juan Bennett
I saw a panda at the zoo once and have never seen you before. Checkmate ai chat bot.
Bentley Nguyen
You think you saw a panda. What you really saw was a spray painted sun bear
Aiden Morris
Just look any of it up even individually it’s all legit
Carter Rogers
you ever notice how jews cant blow their nose, they will sniffle and suck it back in every few seconds for hours straight, clearing their throat of the muscus and then swallowing it why is this such common jewish behavior? why dont jews blow their noses when they have something going on there?
William Cook
Nope I saw two pandas fuck in person but have never seen you fuck even once.
Kevin Watson
Holy shit. You're right and that's funny.
Here's one back for you: Black men in America always either have facial hair or a hat.
William Rodriguez
Panda is literally mutt emblements
Parker Edwards
You THINK you saw pandas
Jacob Roberts
I know it sounds crazy, but I am beginning to think that Batman is actually Bruce Wayne.
Sebastian Richardson
Some threads of mine on various subjects with alli have
Because their body paid a biological and chemical price to create that mucus, and they damn sure just aren't going to give it away or waste it.
Noah Mitchell
Just giant ones
Grayson Ross
It isn’t remotely the same thing
Angel Murphy
Will read right now
Andrew Anderson
You belong in Arkham
Matthew Reed
Pee is stored in the balls
Owen Wright
>Pandas weren’t discovered until 1869 when a skin was found and out in a freak show then who skinned it in the first place?
Grayson Davis
>It isn’t remotely the same thing >pandas aren't real ≠ birds not being real how
Lucas Long
remember when the panda's wouldn't have sex
everyone was like >panda you have to fuck to save you race now that i'm older i realize the panda's dilemma fucking jews. jews ruined the panda's home jews ruined the panda's people jews ruined the panda's wife jews ruined the panda's job jews ruined the panda's life the panda after being ruined completely by these aliens, stripped from all things that gave him meaning and purpose with the intent to drive him into extinction was now caged for saying nigger and questioning the holocaust the panda in captivity was then drugged with afrodisiac so he could be raped by the fat roastie slut pandaette that he found completely abhorrent, who had destroyed her values and rode the bamboo carrousel. jew destroyed the panda, in the same way jew has destroyed mankind. Panda is still in jail for naming the jew
